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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz really tough guy bbw

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: arousing marketing idea locus

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: sienna massive cruise ship preventive strike

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Exciting Amber Twinkling Uncleanness Athletic Conference

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Apoplectic gunner bawdyhouse

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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: flushed partner depressive

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz really tough guy bbw

ALF and Al Bundy too.

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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Dark Gay Wizard Wagecucks

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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Dark Gay Wizard Wagecucks

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Scarlet razzle sanctuary place of business

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz really tough guy bbw

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Scarlet razzle sanctuary place of business

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Shimmering native

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz really tough guy bbw

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Shimmering native

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle yarmulke kitty cat

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic gunner bawdyhouse



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle yarmulke kitty cat

never see Snapple ads anymore

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Shimmering native

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Shimmering native

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
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I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
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