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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
pale school cafeteria
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
Flushed underhanded office newt
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
Maize insecure step-uncle's house
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Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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dial down the middle
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
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  05/26/24
ALF and Al Bundy too.
pale school cafeteria
  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
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  05/28/24
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Amethyst Razzle Coldplay Fan
  05/28/24
OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
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  05/26/24
I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
pale school cafeteria
  05/26/24
You got Virginia Slims, now, baby You've come a long, long ...
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Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead
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White people
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Zoobooks! Special TV offer!
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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  05/26/24
That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
pale school cafeteria
  05/26/24
Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
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  05/26/24
Way more cereal commercials back in the day
Navy Gas Station Turdskin
  05/26/24
...
Flesh brethren mad cow disease
  05/26/24
never see Snapple ads anymore
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  05/26/24
(faggot skallas)
Stimulating gaped jap
  05/26/24
margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
Mauve corn cake ticket booth
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
adventurous painfully honest twinkling uncleanness university
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
Flushed underhanded office newt
  05/26/24
Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around* Ins...
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Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money ...
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psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
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Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX Christine ...
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Now That's What I Call Music 250
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Girls Gone Wild Jamster Whole genre of disreputable servic...
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  05/26/24
Hooked on Phonics
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Muzzy
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  05/26/24
the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
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  05/26/24
Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
green bipolar bawdyhouse
  05/26/24
I never see “PSAs” anymore
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  05/26/24
Dexatrim
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  05/26/24
Woolite
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Crystal Light https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZ...
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Jenny Craig
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apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats hav...
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Blockbuster Video
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: pale school cafeteria

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Flushed underhanded office newt

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Maize insecure step-uncle's house

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Mauve corn cake ticket booth

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Flesh brethren mad cow disease

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: erotic associate indian lodge

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: pale school cafeteria

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Coldplay Fan

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Coldplay Fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good heaven hissy fit

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: pale school cafeteria

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good heaven hissy fit

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Navy Gas Station Turdskin

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: judgmental site

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: slate wonderful mood gaping

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Stimulating gaped jap

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous painfully honest twinkling uncleanness university

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: pale school cafeteria

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: adventurous painfully honest twinkling uncleanness university

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Navy Gas Station Turdskin

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Flesh brethren mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Navy Gas Station Turdskin

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Stimulating gaped jap

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: concupiscible chocolate sandwich striped hyena

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: adventurous painfully honest twinkling uncleanness university

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Mauve corn cake ticket booth

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: adventurous painfully honest twinkling uncleanness university

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Flushed underhanded office newt

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Twisted Public Bath

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Twisted Public Bath

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good heaven hissy fit

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: free-loading bright philosopher-king pozpig

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: slate wonderful mood gaping

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: mahogany main people state

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: erotic associate indian lodge

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: onyx hell weed whacker

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: slate wonderful mood gaping

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hominid

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hominid

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: dun pocket flask

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hominid

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Flesh brethren mad cow disease

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Arousing Sound Barrier

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Fishy Tank Round Eye

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: chrome stubborn macaca juggernaut

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: green bipolar bawdyhouse

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Area Legal Warrant

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: free-loading bright philosopher-king pozpig

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Coldplay Fan

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Coldplay Fan

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: opaque partner garrison

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Coldplay Fan

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: opaque partner garrison

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: onyx hell weed whacker

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694523)