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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: zippy bronze kitty cat deer antler I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Crusty Hall Pocket Flask Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: 180 shivering garrison weed whacker I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Mewling wonderful property friendly grandma Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: thriller church roommate how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: boyish dragon Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: shaky crotch digit ratio You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: sienna cuckoldry the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Smoky indecent old irish cottage now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Low-t gaping puppy This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: red hairraiser stage telephone lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Self-absorbed keepsake machete address 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: haunting lilac school mental disorder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Vibrant Puce Orchestra Pit Windowlicker If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Smoky indecent old irish cottage what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: hyperactive emerald headpube plaza ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Self-absorbed keepsake machete address (guy who doesn't have crotch fruit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: red hairraiser stage telephone dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Vibrant Puce Orchestra Pit Windowlicker His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM Author: abusive painfully honest tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: massive love of her life *bussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: boyish dragon Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Shimmering stag film filthpig Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: At-the-ready Seedy Haunted Graveyard (actual married male) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: red hairraiser stage telephone fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Shimmering stag film filthpig Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: zippy bronze kitty cat deer antler this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: red hairraiser stage telephone i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: hyperactive emerald headpube plaza absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office Jewish projection is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Dashing hilarious bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: Duck-like Mediation Azn is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: bearded stirring sanctuary id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Chestnut titillating dog poop (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: bearded stirring sanctuary my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: bearded stirring sanctuary (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle jewess circlehead Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: razzle up-to-no-good corner french chef (Disney in house lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: Scarlet Persian Forum (Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: beta police squad just jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office ALWAYS tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM Author: hateful reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Translucent faggotry clown Depends which kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: awkward piazza Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office JFC man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: sienna cuckoldry Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: beta police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM Author: red hairraiser stage telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Self-absorbed keepsake machete address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Bearded Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Adulterous Locale Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: razzle up-to-no-good corner french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: Scarlet Persian Forum sealclubber? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Duck-like Mediation Azn so, without you, none of this would even be possible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM Author: glassy fortuitous meteor associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM Author: abusive painfully honest tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: light judgmental hunting ground stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Bull Headed Pungent Center Internal Respiration i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Ebony Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM Author: 180 shivering garrison weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: thriller church roommate *furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: Scarlet Persian Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: histrionic arrogant tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Bateful ultramarine range https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: Smoky indecent old irish cottage eric clapton stunned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Bearded Stead jfc, the poor parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: Adulterous Locale Liquid Oxygen i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Bateful ultramarine range Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Chestnut titillating dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Adulterous Locale Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Ebony Office He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: flatulent flirting stage therapy how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: hyperactive emerald headpube plaza lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: red hairraiser stage telephone it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: medicated well-lubricated theater scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: beta police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: deranged coffee pot round eye never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: trip giraffe If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Gaped Costumed Ladyboy Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Plum Shrine Philosopher-king Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: clear adventurous ratface https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: medicated well-lubricated theater scourge upon the earth it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Fantasy-prone theater stage Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: abusive painfully honest tanning salon Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Blue nibblets 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: unholy insane yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: medicated well-lubricated theater scourge upon the earth yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: garnet lettuce Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Ebony Office Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: boyish dragon You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Ebony Office Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Ebony Office Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: Translucent faggotry clown Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: boyish dragon That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: concupiscible national its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: abusive painfully honest tanning salon yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: buck-toothed milk kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Translucent faggotry clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Out-of-control depressive house If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Adulterous Locale Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Mind-boggling jet faggot firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: irradiated stock car principal's office wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889) |