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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:41 PM Author: Avocado turdskin "When I consider heading off to law school in the fall I tend to equate it with the dramatically delivered line “and here…we…go” courtesy of the late, great Heath Ledger in his gripping Dark Knight portrayal of the anarchy-obsessed Joker. I decided to title my first post accordingly.
About Me: When I’m not watching heroes in tights chase villains in bad face paint, I’m usually buried in a textbook. Yes, I’m one of those sick people who enjoys schoolwork. My family moved around a lot when I was younger, so I did not attend school very often. Once, I went an entire year without seeing the inside of a classroom! I remember taking an IQ test, scoring 140, and my family somehow deciding I didn’t really need formal education as much as most children. Instead, my mom handed me a library card and said “have at it!” then proceeded to load our suitcases into the car. Did I mention I have a ton of un-returned library books? =^/ Life finally settled down when I entered high school, and I have been a geek with my nose in a textbook ever since. Alas, even if I was smart back when I was seven-years-old, I doubt that fact will help me in law school. From what I have heard, compared to most other types of academic learning, law school is a different beast entirely. Moreover, I chose the alias IvyLife because I am sure life “in the league” will be worlds away from anything I am used to."
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:43 PM Author: henna floppy scourge upon the earth cornell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12200945) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:45 PM Author: Avocado turdskin of fucking course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12200958) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:45 PM Author: henna floppy scourge upon the earth should be summa with a 140 at cornell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12200961) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:46 PM Author: lime haunting digit ratio hospital ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12200968) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:47 PM Author: razzmatazz forum die. in. a. fire.
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Date: July 10th, 2009 10:22 AM Author: Avocado turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12206888) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:50 PM Author: chest-beating dull messiness He's going to meet people "in the league" who are still clinically retarded and also realize that there's more to life than being smart. Poof. Decent guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201002) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: Avocado turdskin i assumed it was a chick, i like it more if its a dude i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201014) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 10:56 AM Author: Aquamarine locus There's a post on there about going to Wellesley's admitted students day. I'm gonna go with "not a he". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207016) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:22 AM Author: Avocado turdskin different author shitbag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207127) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:27 AM Author: Aquamarine locus Fair enough. What a stupid fucking blog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207148) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:13 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead Francesca Bartolomey
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:49 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office Ugh. This is the kind of shit that makes me hate everything about law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12200992) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: diverse chapel I must spend too much time on here, because I'm not very impressed with an IQ of 140. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201007) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: odious fluffy crackhouse Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201019) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:53 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office I clearly spend too much time here considering I found it unremarkable that someone voluntarily posted their IQ.
Here we go: I ran the 40 in 4.8. Impressed? |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:55 PM Author: diverse chapel That too. God, I didn't even realize that.
Nice job. ;-* |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:56 PM Author: chest-beating dull messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 5:59 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office Your post above was dead on though -
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:02 PM Author: Startling Puppy I feel bad after reading this kid's description of the application cycle. Made me realize how I was way to fucking excited to get accepted to law school and how miserable it has been compared to my expectations (which weren't that high). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201112) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:06 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office I enjoyed my first year, it was exciting and new. Plus, I had been thinking about going for years, so it was cool to finally go through with it.
Yea - my 2nd and 3rd year of school, as well as most of my years in practice have been pretty disappointing. The dude who wrote this shit has seriously problems, but I kind of envy his optimism and enthusiasm (of which I have virtually none of). |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:11 PM Author: chest-beating dull messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201186) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:16 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office Yea, I worked at a law firm my 3rd year and rarely went to class. I'll you this, the last few years I really feel like an adult, and it sucks.
I have nothing for you - I suppose this is why God invented Vodka. |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: chest-beating dull messiness depression again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201258) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:29 PM Author: Avocado turdskin Good effort - too flamey though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201295) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: chest-beating dull messiness My life is a flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201304) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: erotic bisexual boiling water police squad "Girlfriend on path to marriage . . . I cum inside her."
174, I laughed, HARD. |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: chest-beating dull messiness Am I the only guy who thinks a creampie is the sexiest shit in the world?
"Cum in me baby. I want you to cum inside me."
I'm half hard already. |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: lime haunting digit ratio hospital 180.
Also find the idea of accidental pregnancy sexy. (No. I'm not kidding). |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12201303) |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Avocado turdskin So there is nothing that can be done? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12202948) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead Give us time.
XO will come thru! |
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Date: July 9th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: excitant international law enforcement agency those bloggers seem like the worst kids ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12203708) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:41 AM Author: chest-beating dull messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207231) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:51 AM Author: Frum Hyperventilating Theatre I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Fuck this dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207278) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:10 PM Author: mauve effete macaca and im sure that faggot went to law school cause he "loves the law." douche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12208375) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:52 AM Author: Bossy rehab quadroon The bitch must pay. This is some serious faggotry. I'm going for backup... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207289) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 12:01 PM Author: Citrine business firm Cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207353) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:03 PM Author: Avocado turdskin +1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12208277) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead Suggestions?
/captainpicardvoice |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 12:28 PM Author: Bossy rehab quadroon Well....I would NEVER attack someone....but if I was going to I might tell people to use this
http://partyvan.info/wiki/Low_Orbit_Ion_Cannon
Is his real life identity known?
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Date: July 10th, 2009 12:31 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead No, not yet :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207532) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Stimulating Pisswyrm The 0L who is already researching 1L summer employment options refuses to "go gunner". ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12207427) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:12 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead 1 DOWN, 3 to go
ywia
t14blog's "soleil" is
*drum roll*
Francesca Bartolomey
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/francesca-bartolomey/4/15b/1aa
http://www.updataadvisors.com/team.asp?module=press&newsid=61
Reviews as "cesca b" at yelp.com
(note "My Blog or Website")
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=vRnQfHIosARMmxDhCLFF6Q
Blogs as "soleil" at
http://thedivinedetails.wordpress.com
Pics
http://img339.imageshack.us/i/fb2.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/i/fb1y.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/i/fb3o.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1038246&forum_id=2#12208390) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:13 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead http://thedivinedetails.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/men-in-bars/
Yes, I see you smiling at me. You say hello, I say hello back. I walk up to the bar alone and you take the opportunity to come say hello again. You’re cute and I’m a little drunk. A perfect combination. Being a guy in your mid-twenties, you necessarily have nothing interesting to say, but I’m mildly entertained by your wanton use of cliched movie quotes. I start looking anxiously at the bartender, the only one on shift, giving her The Eye. Hurry up, please, I mentally beg her. All seems well until your eyes fall to my chest level and you exclaim, “WOW, are those D’s???” I’m in disbelief. I reply, “Are you seriously talking about my CHEST?!” His tongue literally hanging out of his mouth, he replies, “They’re HUGE!” And where is my God-damn drink! Bartender’s tip is shrinking with each passing sweep of his bulging eyes toward my chest. After an eternity, she places my Malibu and diet on the bar, I plunk down my $7 and return to the back corner where my friends are waiting.
The Black Sheep is aptly named. |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:21 PM Author: Stimulating Pisswyrm Seems like a non-event (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12208498) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Cracking Principal's Office Cool, so she has some big tits!
By the way, apparently some dude is stealing my best pickup lines. |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:20 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead "People always say that communication is everything. I am an effective communicator. This is not a disputed fact. I have years of grades and teacher comments to back this up. My law school personal statement is a thing of beauty. I know how to communicate my ideas effectively using the written word. I am currently paid to do it and all my future success as a lawyer will be dependent on this ability."
http://thedivinedetails.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/communication/ |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:24 PM Author: Avocado turdskin Wow, I feel bad now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1037613&forum_id=2#12208526) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:26 PM Author: Razzle Station Circlehead http://thedivinedetails.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/another-day-another-dollar/
Increasingly, the days are defined by how much time I can waste on Facebook while still getting my mountain of work done. I have zero motivation. My head is so out of the game, it’s in the next state. It does help, though, that so far this month the weather has reached epic levels of horrendousness. I’m not missing much outside. I might as well be at work all day.
I’ve been a zombie all week because my Monday night’s sleep was marred by horrific thunder at 3AM. Seriously. One thunder clap was so loud that it set off all the car alarms in a 5 block radius. It was terrifying.
There’s a fight going on in the comment stem of my latest T14 post. Someone left what I considered a snotty/patronizing response to my post and my decision to assume the debt that CLS will require. I didn’t want to get into it so soon into T14’s life so I was happy to see someone else do my dirty work. The fact that whoever this person is chose UT over CLS because of the debt doesn’t bother me. Faced with the same option, I might do the same thing. Some states (Texas, California, Virginia for example) are lucky to have top tier public law schools. But New York is not one of those states. It’s a personal decision and I happen to think that CLS is worth it.
It also annoyed me that he/she chose to lecture me about “laying off the alcohol.” Not that I feel particularly compelled to justify my life choices to whoever this is, but I wasn’t ACTUALLY drinking anything while I wrote that, let alone a whole bottle of wine. I wrote it at work. I just thought it would inject a little humor into an otherwise sobering (ha!) post.
One good thing did come of the whole thing. It inspired my next T14 topic. I think I’m going to write about unsolicited advice. I think it’s something a lot of 0Ls can relate to. |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 4:15 PM Author: lime haunting digit ratio hospital I've got some unsolicited advice for this equine-faced heeb.
Killself. Preferably with a blast to the face. |