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Poll: Worst Jr. Partner / Sr. Associate to work for

which is the WORST? rank from worst to least annoying 1) ...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
My least favorite is the woman with no family, no friends an...
razzmatazz ratface
  03/10/10
mmm, isn't #4 your description of the worst?
passionate multi-billionaire dopamine
  03/10/10
Doesn't really focus in on what's annoying about that person...
razzmatazz ratface
  03/10/10
are there ocd women at law firms who have other interests be...
passionate multi-billionaire dopamine
  03/10/10
I suspect a lot of people who are interviewing elsewhere loo...
razzmatazz ratface
  03/10/10
cum to me Rowan. i will make u feel like the beauty you nev...
180 spot
  03/10/10
...
curious theater stage international law enforcement agency
  03/10/10
...
charismatic hell
  03/10/10
I know a senior gunning for partner like this, only she also...
Talking organic girlfriend
  03/10/10
slip away into restroom stall with gross old man?
180 spot
  03/10/10
do you think she was always that way or became that way? my ...
passionate multi-billionaire dopamine
  03/10/10
wow, she has kids? most of ours that do this have abandoned ...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
I think she had both before starting at the firm, but I've n...
Talking organic girlfriend
  03/10/10
a shrewd policy sir
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
I think there's a very striving personality type that is lik...
translucent useless clown
  03/10/10
yes, I've seen their lifeplan flowcharts
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
Yes. And the second kid comes a year after making partner. ...
razzmatazz ratface
  03/10/10
lol shorts really bother you
Adventurous casino
  03/10/10
Nah, it was the "making up for the abuse he suffered on...
razzmatazz ratface
  03/10/10
i know, i'm just giving you shit.
Adventurous casino
  03/10/10
2s can be terrible, particularly because they have carte bla...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
That's really not true. AA basically stops after OCI, and we...
razzmatazz ratface
  03/10/10
layoffs? yes but if you push back on any black female and ...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
No one believes me when I say this, but my firm used this re...
Amber headpube
  03/10/10
we kept our azns and hatjews others were dumped, but a few ...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
maybe because you are a lying sack of shit.
Nofapping private investor
  03/10/10
LOL when I was a summer I witnessed egregious examples of 3 ...
avocado floppy center internal respiration
  03/10/10
describe
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
4 was the worst. Woman was about 50, so not really junior...
avocado floppy center internal respiration
  03/10/10
worst is asian.
filthy flatulent institution
  03/10/10
ime, the worst are that species of lonely, cat-loving middle...
laughsome carnelian plaza
  03/12/10
credited My firm is crawling with them. Thank god I'm no...
multi-colored learning disabled shrine
  03/13/10
4
Contagious Whorehouse Macaca
  03/13/10
is this an exclusive list of personality types? i cant wait ...
Citrine Field
  03/10/10
Far underinclusive.
Cerise Bbw
  03/10/10
underinclusive, but I'm thinking of the most annoying people...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
cool. do you encounter good people who you like?
Citrine Field
  03/10/10
yes, there are some good guys and chill women, but it's a bi...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
3/4 are Jews, right?
federal lettuce
  03/10/10
how about the smug 6'4" gulc grad??
Mahogany range degenerate
  03/10/10
he's gone after 3-4 years, so no one really takes the time t...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
uh wtf that dood is awesome cuz he has nothing to prove. sh...
Concupiscible gas station rigpig
  03/10/10
In my experience (1) has been the worst to work for, but I a...
wine twinkling uncleanness
  03/10/10
It's all part of the same personality problem that Rowan des...
translucent useless clown
  03/10/10
3 is the worst. That little fucker is always yelling, being ...
stubborn shimmering incel crackhouse
  03/10/10
small dicks I presume
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
CR. They are particularly annoying as opposing counsel. They...
iridescent place of business orchestra pit
  03/10/10
...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
I don't work at a law firm, but I have worked for a variatio...
Nofapping private investor
  03/10/10
yes, particularly when she realizes that the ONLY thing she ...
fighting irradiated temple jew
  03/10/10
Rowan is right. The worst is the female 8th year senior ass...
Heady theatre azn
  03/10/10
Those chicks need to be gamed. They are smart enough to not...
curious theater stage international law enforcement agency
  03/10/10
yeah the seething bitterness coming from them is repellent t...
Heady theatre azn
  03/10/10
My least favorite are the lateral sr assocs/jr partners from...
brindle comical trailer park
  03/10/10
They also have a lot of problems adjusting to the new firm. ...
cracking flesh church building death wish
  03/12/10
my worst experience was with a halitotic mediocrity who came...
cerebral tank becky
  03/13/10
The Cool Partner
Contagious Whorehouse Macaca
  03/13/10
Wow
Thriller hospital pistol
  03/13/10
tl;dr
Chartreuse kitty
  03/13/10
4, cool partner, 2, 3, 1
Turquoise razzle gaming laptop
  03/13/10


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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:40 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

which is the WORST? rank from worst to least annoying

1) Striving observant jewish guy who goes awol every friday for 36 hours but expects you to work like a dog then.

2) Angry black female who has something to prove.

3) 5'5 little tough guy, making up for the abuse he suffered on the playground

4) Neurotic semi-anorexic woman, whose OCD is only rivaled by the hunted look in her eyes as she furtively darts the halls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349839)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz ratface

My least favorite is the woman with no family, no friends and no interests who really wants to make partner, followed by the middle-aged guy who can't stand his wife and barely knows his kids.

Of the people you've listed, 3) is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349864)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:47 AM
Author: passionate multi-billionaire dopamine

mmm, isn't #4 your description of the worst?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349873)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz ratface

Doesn't really focus in on what's annoying about that person - that she cares about nothing but work and doesn't mind if she (or you) never goes home.

There's a certain sort of nice but on the edge of burnout person who also meets the description in 4), and she's not as bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349884)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:50 AM
Author: passionate multi-billionaire dopamine

are there ocd women at law firms who have other interests besides work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349893)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz ratface

I suspect a lot of people who are interviewing elsewhere look like that to juniors. The nervous creeping around behavior is particularly common. These people are annoying because they're not around when you need them and seem stressed, but they're also not going to be hard on you about what you're doing.

Sometimes the new moms seem that way because they're stressed as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349897)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: 180 spot

cum to me Rowan. i will make u feel like the beauty you never were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349917)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: curious theater stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351613)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: charismatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14352545)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: Talking organic girlfriend

I know a senior gunning for partner like this, only she also can't stand her husband and doesn't know her kids. She is absofuckinglutely the worst person to work for. Not only is she a stone cold bitch who expects you to live at the office like she does, she's a truly miserable person and looking at her life scares the shit out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349913)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:55 AM
Author: 180 spot

slip away into restroom stall with gross old man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349919)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:04 AM
Author: passionate multi-billionaire dopamine

do you think she was always that way or became that way? my guess is that she became that way after realizing that clawing her way up and striving only alienate the people around her -- but by then it was too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349968)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:05 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

wow, she has kids? most of ours that do this have abandoned the idea of genetic reproduction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349975)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:13 AM
Author: Talking organic girlfriend

I think she had both before starting at the firm, but I've never asked because the subject of our personal lives is never broached.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350013)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:19 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

a shrewd policy sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350039)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:21 AM
Author: translucent useless clown

I think there's a very striving personality type that is like "PROCEED TO STEP 3: HAVE KIDS AT 30, 3 YEARS BEFORE PARTNERSHIP REVIEW." Then they basically toss the kids into nannycare and proceed to step 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350049)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

yes, I've seen their lifeplan flowcharts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350065)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz ratface

Yes. And the second kid comes a year after making partner.

You see some of this mentality on the board sometimes too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350074)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: Adventurous casino

lol shorts really bother you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349915)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz ratface

Nah, it was the "making up for the abuse he suffered on the playground." The 4) group is a mix of awful people and really stressed out people who will likely leave soon. 1)s are a pain in the ass, but most are nice enough people, which automatically exempts you from being the worst person at a law firm. I've never met a 2).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349942)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: Adventurous casino

i know, i'm just giving you shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349957)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:06 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

2s can be terrible, particularly because they have carte blanche to do what they want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349982)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz ratface

That's really not true. AA basically stops after OCI, and were laid off at equal or disproportionate rates at the firms where I know anything about the layoffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349993)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

layoffs?

yes

but if you push back on any black female and are anything other than subservient, you get hauled in front of HR trolls

and they know it

I've seen it happen to others, that's why I roll over for them and say yes massah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350000)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:11 AM
Author: Amber headpube

No one believes me when I say this, but my firm used this recession as a chance to dump the blacks, hispanics, asians, hat-wearing Jews, and any weird-looking people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350003)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:13 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

we kept our azns and hatjews

others were dumped, but a few blacks remain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350015)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Nofapping private investor

maybe because you are a lying sack of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351563)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:45 AM
Author: avocado floppy center internal respiration

LOL when I was a summer I witnessed egregious examples of 3 and 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349870)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349872)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: avocado floppy center internal respiration

4 was the worst.

Woman was about 50, so not really junior. Was an insomniac who would come in from like 1pm until like 3AM. She would email young associates assgnments at like 9pm, send shit out after midnight constantly, etc. It was like she thought the entire office was on her absurd schedule. She was also militantly feminist in a group that was otherwise a complete boys club and would regularly complain about the most innocuous comments, imputing some chauvanistic slant on them.

She was in corporate and I did litigation, so I only ever heard stories, I never had direct contact luckily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349912)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: filthy flatulent institution

worst is asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14352102)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: laughsome carnelian plaza

ime, the worst are that species of lonely, cat-loving middle-aged female partner who hate young women (and their functioning ovaries). The kind who sacrificed all human interpersonal relationships on their way up and resent anyone who still has friends and family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14375618)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: multi-colored learning disabled shrine

credited

My firm is crawling with them. Thank god I'm not a woman and the focus of their resentment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14378459)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 11:34 AM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse Macaca

4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14378223)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:43 AM
Author: Citrine Field

is this an exclusive list of personality types? i cant wait to get into practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349856)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:43 AM
Author: Cerise Bbw

Far underinclusive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349859)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:44 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

underinclusive, but I'm thinking of the most annoying people in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349863)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:48 AM
Author: Citrine Field

cool. do you encounter good people who you like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349886)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

yes, there are some good guys and chill women, but it's a biglawfirm and its filled with biglaw lawyers, who are be definition fucked in the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349990)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:45 AM
Author: federal lettuce

3/4 are Jews, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349866)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 10:47 AM
Author: Mahogany range degenerate

how about the smug 6'4" gulc grad??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349874)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:08 AM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

he's gone after 3-4 years, so no one really takes the time to notice him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349996)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 6:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible gas station rigpig

uh wtf that dood is awesome cuz he has nothing to prove. short people are the worst; they're like women and have something to prove.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14354566)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: wine twinkling uncleanness

In my experience (1) has been the worst to work for, but I agree with Rowan that the absolute worst is the dude in his 40s who hates his wife and doesnt know his kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14349958)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: translucent useless clown

It's all part of the same personality problem that Rowan described, that is to say the person who has made a complete and total choice of work over anything else, and doesn't really understand how to approach work any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350033)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 11:20 AM
Author: stubborn shimmering incel crackhouse

3 is the worst. That little fucker is always yelling, being petty, and blowing up at the most inconsequential shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350044)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 12:24 PM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

small dicks I presume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14350567)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: iridescent place of business orchestra pit

CR. They are particularly annoying as opposing counsel. They employ scorched earth litigation over the smallest bullshit, until a judge tells them to STFU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14355575)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351488)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: Nofapping private investor

I don't work at a law firm, but I have worked for a variation on #3.

Fat woman who takes being fat and ugly out on men and blows up at tiny mistakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351574)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: fighting irradiated temple jew

yes, particularly when she realizes that the ONLY thing she has going for her is her job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351864)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:17 PM
Author: Heady theatre azn

Rowan is right. The worst is the female 8th year senior associate gunning for partner. No social life and a huge chip on her shoulder because if she is not allowed to have fun, why should you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351630)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: curious theater stage international law enforcement agency

Those chicks need to be gamed.

They are smart enough to not fall for pathetic sexual advances, but at the same time desperate enough to fall for them every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351895)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Heady theatre azn

yeah the seething bitterness coming from them is repellent though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14351912)



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Date: March 10th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: brindle comical trailer park

My least favorite are the lateral sr assocs/jr partners from vault 10's to my vault 50, who think they are tough shit because they worked at ___ (but obviously had no chance at partner so they are at my firm now).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14355483)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: cracking flesh church building death wish

They also have a lot of problems adjusting to the new firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14375798)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 11:31 AM
Author: cerebral tank becky

my worst experience was with a halitotic mediocrity who came to the firm as a condition of two other lateral partners, who were legitimate, coming. he tried to imitate the thoughts and gestures of those far smarter than him, without success. and his inevitable, serial failures always ended in a very conventional fit of anger and blame.

the self-absorbed, childless, middle-aged cunt is pretty intolerable, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14378206)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 11:40 AM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse Macaca
Subject: The Cool Partner

1 through 4 seem to be terrible at first, but the true worst is The Cool Partner:

http://www.sweethotjustice.com/2009/06/25/myth-of-the-cool-partner/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14378255)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 11:54 AM
Author: Thriller hospital pistol

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14378325)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse kitty

tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14379284)



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Date: March 13th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: Turquoise razzle gaming laptop

4, cool partner, 2, 3, 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246604&forum_id=2#14382137)