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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
umber overrated dysfunction sneaky criminal
  03/07/18
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Vivacious National Security Agency Church Building
  12/13/15
*Dis
fighting orchid whorehouse
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
trip property dopamine
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
titillating windowlicker
  12/13/15
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trip property dopamine
  12/13/15
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Jet Cuck Library
  08/22/17
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curious coiffed chapel idiot
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
zombie-like field
  07/11/18
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judgmental space new version
  01/24/17
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Stirring theatre
  03/13/17
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disrespectful public bath
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
mildly autistic locale
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
apoplectic home
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
mildly autistic locale
  12/13/15
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provocative plaza jewess
  12/13/15
lmfao
fighting orchid whorehouse
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
apoplectic home
  12/13/15
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Grizzly nighttime immigrant
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
titillating windowlicker
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
Razzmatazz marketing idea
  01/24/17
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adventurous hell coldplay fan
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
Slippery comical laser beams
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
titillating windowlicker
  12/13/15
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Grizzly nighttime immigrant
  08/22/17
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aqua exciting piazza dragon
  12/14/17
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maroon harsh university
  07/11/18
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Know-it-all Cyan Foreskin
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  12/13/15
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aqua exciting piazza dragon
  12/14/17
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  10/10/16
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
buck-toothed boltzmann pocket flask
  01/24/17
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zombie-like field
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
Aphrodisiac hyperactive office
  01/24/17
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  03/13/17
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Lime very tactful preventive strike
  03/13/17
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aqua exciting piazza dragon
  12/14/17
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Swashbuckling hissy fit dilemma
  03/07/18
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  08/22/17
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galvanic karate
  08/22/17
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
Slate Misunderstood Parlour Kitty
  12/14/17
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
umber overrated dysfunction sneaky criminal
  03/07/18
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  03/07/18
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
zombie-like field
  07/11/18
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ivory alcoholic round eye selfie
  10/11/19
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beady-eyed stage gaping
  05/25/25
let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?
Arrogant supple turdskin pozpig
  05/25/25


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: umber overrated dysfunction sneaky criminal

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: Vivacious National Security Agency Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: fighting orchid whorehouse

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: trip property dopamine

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: titillating windowlicker

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: trip property dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Jet Cuck Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: curious coiffed chapel idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: zombie-like field

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: judgmental space new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Stirring theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: disrespectful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: mildly autistic locale

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: apoplectic home

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: mildly autistic locale

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: provocative plaza jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: fighting orchid whorehouse

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: apoplectic home

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Grizzly nighttime immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: titillating windowlicker

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz marketing idea

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: adventurous hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Slippery comical laser beams

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: titillating windowlicker

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Grizzly nighttime immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: aqua exciting piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: maroon harsh university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all Cyan Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: aqua exciting piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed boltzmann pocket flask

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: zombie-like field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hyperactive office

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Lime very tactful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: aqua exciting piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: galvanic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Slate Misunderstood Parlour Kitty

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: umber overrated dysfunction sneaky criminal

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: zombie-like field

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: ivory alcoholic round eye selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#38964762)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed stage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#48960064)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: Arrogant supple turdskin pozpig

let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#48960068)