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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
Vigorous Soggy Quadroon Wrinkle
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
Vigorous Soggy Quadroon Wrinkle
  01/03/23
180
misunderstood generalized bond
  01/03/23
Holy shit
Vigorous Soggy Quadroon Wrinkle
  01/04/23
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Avocado electric stag film sneaky criminal
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
rough-skinned hilarious abode
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
Crystalline Appetizing Rehab
  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
Crystalline Appetizing Rehab
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
Crystalline Appetizing Rehab
  01/04/23
more than u are, yes
hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks
  01/04/23
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saffron racy kitty cat nursing home
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rough-skinned hilarious abode
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Turquoise partner
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Yapping rusted principal's office boiling water
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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butt cheeks
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Black property
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hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks
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hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks
  01/03/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
azure mentally impaired office
  01/04/23
SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
thriller area
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concupiscible thirsty people who are hurt
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mustard rigpig
  04/23/24
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Yellow coffee pot
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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Black property
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  12/27/23
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Black property
  02/07/24
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Frisky stirring corner
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Black property
  04/23/24
Shit thread
harsh parlor
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QUotemo positivity
Black property
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Sadistic church building affirmative action
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concupiscible thirsty people who are hurt
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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Lascivious clown
  04/23/24
The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
Lascivious clown
  04/30/24
it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
rough-skinned hilarious abode
  04/30/24
when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
Sadistic church building affirmative action
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rough-skinned hilarious abode
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Soggy Quadroon Wrinkle

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Soggy Quadroon Wrinkle

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: misunderstood generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Soggy Quadroon Wrinkle

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Avocado electric stag film sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: rough-skinned hilarious abode

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Crystalline Appetizing Rehab

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Crystalline Appetizing Rehab

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Crystalline Appetizing Rehab

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: saffron racy kitty cat nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Arousing disrespectful cumskin theatre



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Avocado electric stag film sneaky criminal



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: rough-skinned hilarious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Turquoise partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Yapping rusted principal's office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213068)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Frisky stirring corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender public bath wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: azure mentally impaired office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: thriller area

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: concupiscible thirsty people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: mustard rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Yellow coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Translucent Demanding Toilet Seat

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling frum piazza old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed geriatric love of her life dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Frisky stirring corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Black property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: harsh parlor

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Black property

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: vermilion plaza



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Sadistic church building affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: concupiscible thirsty people who are hurt

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213069)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Lascivious clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Lascivious clown

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: rough-skinned hilarious abode

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Sadistic church building affirmative action

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: rough-skinned hilarious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: concupiscible thirsty people who are hurt

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213065)