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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Brass foreskin office
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
duck-like rambunctious community account
  08/28/25
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Brass foreskin office
  08/28/25
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medicated locus knife
  08/28/25
that's it?
vengeful hell pervert
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Brass foreskin office
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Razzmatazz half-breed karate
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
vengeful hell pervert
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
mauve pozpig
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Flatulent clown stage
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
mauve pozpig
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Flatulent clown stage
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
mauve pozpig
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story
  08/28/25
Happy?
hateful bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
mauve pozpig
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
medicated locus knife
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
mauve pozpig
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
medicated locus knife
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Pearl Vibrant Pocket Flask
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Amethyst Curious Corner Electric Furnace
  08/28/25
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Sepia cruel-hearted forum black woman
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
tantric provocative lay
  08/29/25
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very tactful awkward candlestick maker site
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Vivacious plaza yarmulke
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Shaky swollen location keepsake machete
  08/29/25
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Sepia cruel-hearted forum black woman
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
walnut razzle abode organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Shaky swollen location keepsake machete
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Flatulent clown stage
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
cerise odious chapel dysfunction
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
mauve pozpig
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Vivacious plaza yarmulke
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
mauve pozpig
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Know-it-all Exhilarant Antidepressant Drug Parlour
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
elite public bath
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
medicated locus knife
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
mauve pozpig
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Shaky swollen location keepsake machete
  09/01/25
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mauve pozpig
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Shaky swollen location keepsake machete
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
mauve pozpig
  09/01/25
Lolololol
hateful bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Irate thriller puppy
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Brass foreskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: duck-like rambunctious community account

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Brass foreskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: medicated locus knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vengeful hell pervert

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Brass foreskin office

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz half-breed karate

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vengeful hell pervert

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: mauve pozpig

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Flatulent clown stage

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Flatulent clown stage

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: hateful bawdyhouse

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: medicated locus knife

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: medicated locus knife

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Pocket Flask

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Curious Corner Electric Furnace

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Sepia cruel-hearted forum black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: tantric provocative lay

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: very tactful awkward candlestick maker site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vivacious plaza yarmulke

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Shaky swollen location keepsake machete

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sepia cruel-hearted forum black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: walnut razzle abode organic girlfriend

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Shaky swollen location keepsake machete

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Flatulent clown stage

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: cerise odious chapel dysfunction

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mauve pozpig

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Vivacious plaza yarmulke

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all Exhilarant Antidepressant Drug Parlour

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: elite public bath

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: medicated locus knife

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Shaky swollen location keepsake machete

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: mauve pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Shaky swollen location keepsake machete

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mauve pozpig

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hateful bawdyhouse

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Irate thriller puppy

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disgusting Background Story

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)