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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
ultramarine halford home
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
olive resort
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
cerebral mint dilemma hissy fit
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Chocolate Blathering Property Philosopher-king
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
olive resort
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
bisexual mind-boggling potus
  12/15/25
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puce pozpig crackhouse
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
ultramarine halford home
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Anal sneaky criminal
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
ultramarine halford home
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Anal sneaky criminal
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
ultramarine halford home
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
vermilion provocative bbw
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
cambodia town
excitant space legal warrant
  12/15/25
...
infuriating dopamine shitlib
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
ultramarine halford home
  12/15/25
...
infuriating dopamine shitlib
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
boyish overrated location giraffe
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
vengeful hall sandwich
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Grizzly Address
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
vengeful hall sandwich
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Harsh puppy
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Harsh puppy
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
boyish overrated location giraffe
  12/15/25
...
Canary Motley Market Pervert
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
rough-skinned locale
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
hilarious odious parlor cuckoldry
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Self-centered filthpig old irish cottage
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
floppy copper alpha
  12/15/25
...
Bespoke big-titted stage
  12/15/25
...
Chartreuse Demanding Den
  12/15/25
...
Chest-beating obsidian digit ratio base
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Orchid Geriatric Internal Respiration
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
floppy copper alpha
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Turquoise razzle indirect expression chapel
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
floppy copper alpha
  12/15/25
...
Harsh puppy
  12/15/25
yes, so
Turquoise razzle indirect expression chapel
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
sticky galvanic office
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
excitant space legal warrant
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
sticky galvanic office
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Aromatic Really Tough Guy Institution
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
rough-skinned locale
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
excitant space legal warrant
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Aromatic Really Tough Guy Institution
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Chartreuse Demanding Den
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Turquoise razzle indirect expression chapel
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
rough-skinned locale
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
multi-colored chestnut church haunted graveyard
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
ultramarine halford home
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Chartreuse Demanding Den
  12/15/25
...
Harsh puppy
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
excitant space legal warrant
  12/16/25
...
multi-colored chestnut church haunted graveyard
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
olive resort
  12/16/25
OKay
crimson alcoholic garrison newt
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
confused maize patrolman
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Titillating dark menage ratface
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
confused maize patrolman
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
hairless quadroon
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
floppy copper alpha
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
swashbuckling bright fanboi lay
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
ultramarine halford home
  12/17/25
tp
umber hairraiser hell
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: ultramarine halford home

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: olive resort

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: cerebral mint dilemma hissy fit

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Chocolate Blathering Property Philosopher-king

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: olive resort

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bisexual mind-boggling potus

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: puce pozpig crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: ultramarine halford home

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Anal sneaky criminal

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: ultramarine halford home

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Anal sneaky criminal

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: ultramarine halford home

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vermilion provocative bbw

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: excitant space legal warrant

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: infuriating dopamine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: ultramarine halford home

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: infuriating dopamine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: boyish overrated location giraffe

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: vengeful hall sandwich

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Address

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: vengeful hall sandwich

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Harsh puppy

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Harsh puppy

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: boyish overrated location giraffe

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Canary Motley Market Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: rough-skinned locale

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: hilarious odious parlor cuckoldry

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Self-centered filthpig old irish cottage

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: floppy copper alpha

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Bespoke big-titted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse Demanding Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating obsidian digit ratio base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Orchid Geriatric Internal Respiration

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: floppy copper alpha

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Turquoise razzle indirect expression chapel

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: floppy copper alpha

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Harsh puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Turquoise razzle indirect expression chapel

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: sticky galvanic office

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: excitant space legal warrant

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: sticky galvanic office

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Really Tough Guy Institution

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: rough-skinned locale

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: excitant space legal warrant

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Really Tough Guy Institution

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Demanding Den

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Turquoise razzle indirect expression chapel

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned locale

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut church haunted graveyard

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: ultramarine halford home

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse Demanding Den

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Harsh puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: excitant space legal warrant

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut church haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: olive resort

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: crimson alcoholic garrison newt

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: confused maize patrolman

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Titillating dark menage ratface

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: confused maize patrolman

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: hairless quadroon

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: floppy copper alpha

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling bright fanboi lay

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: ultramarine halford home

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: umber hairraiser hell

tp

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