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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: bonkers range

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Bipolar circlehead philosopher-king

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Slimy Hall Cuckold

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Harsh abusive windowlicker

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: gay racy corner background story

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he's not even a poaster!)

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Cerebral international law enforcement agency

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Excitant patrolman



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: chest-beating chapel toaster



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: chest-beating chapel toaster



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: chest-beating chapel toaster



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Disgusting lettuce dilemma



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: passionate menage karate



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Bull headed theater

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: bonkers range



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Useless fluffy address mad cow disease



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: faglord



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Topaz sexy marketing idea garrison

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: bonkers range



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Infuriating Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Slimy Hall Cuckold

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: faglord



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Useless fluffy address mad cow disease



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: impressive spectacular sound barrier



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired location

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: bonkers range

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: impressive spectacular sound barrier

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant stead



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Topaz sexy marketing idea garrison

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: bonkers range



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Useless fluffy address mad cow disease



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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