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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: scarlet market

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Pearly supple forum



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: mint legend digit ratio



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Clear abode idea he suggested

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40612334)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle knife really tough guy



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Brass parlor nibblets



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: provocative fluffy gaping



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Vivacious party of the first part meetinghouse



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Slimy nudist sweet tailpipe orchestra pit



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Marvelous milk



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained talking jap

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Lilac self-centered business firm tattoo



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Location



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness senate



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Cowardly property friendly grandma



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: bateful university blood rage

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: provocative fluffy gaping

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: wonderful useless brakes

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Purple dilemma



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness senate



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: geriatric office



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Carnelian balding lay

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40617007)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: erotic cobalt masturbator



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: milky multi-billionaire hissy fit



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: geriatric office



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: geriatric office



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: trip parlour



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: jet marketing idea

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Marvelous milk



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: hairraiser windowlicker background story

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: scarlet market



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: chestnut unholy alpha



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: aqua kitty cat station



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: indecent concupiscible pit son of senegal

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: scarlet market



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Adulterous Locale Incel



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained talking jap

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: aqua kitty cat station



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: chestnut unholy alpha



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: zombie-like twinkling sex offender point



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Spectacular set



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: crusty electric theatre

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: scarlet market

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Spectacular set

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: bull headed elastic band



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: indecent concupiscible pit son of senegal

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: scarlet market



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: chestnut unholy alpha



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: fuchsia thriller jew space



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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