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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Mentally impaired orchestra pit ceo
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Odious Library Roommate
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
spectacular useless filthpig hospital
  05/10/24
No
beady-eyed menage
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Marvelous flushed weed whacker faggot firefighter
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed menage
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
multi-colored wild tanning salon
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed menage
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Cerebral talking rehab personal credit line
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
curious grizzly lay kitty cat
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed menage
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Cerebral talking rehab personal credit line
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
federal violent theatre
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
fear-inspiring insanely creepy university friendly grandma
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
razzle-dazzle pink bawdyhouse stain
  05/12/24
...
Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Frum headpube cruise ship
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
slap-happy abnormal site foreskin
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Spruce piazza
  05/10/24
...
provocative parlour corn cake
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Bateful Theater Gunner
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
multi-colored wild tanning salon
  05/10/24
180
beady-eyed menage
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Razzmatazz really tough guy codepig
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Naked locale boltzmann
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Spruce piazza
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Vermilion selfie
  05/10/24
...
ivory motley stag film
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Yellow out-of-control double fault resort
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
exhilarant citrine property cuckoldry
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Alcoholic therapy
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Marvelous flushed weed whacker faggot firefighter
  05/10/24
...
floppy crackhouse
  05/10/24
...
Razzle pearly regret
  05/10/24
...
Spruce piazza
  05/11/24
Kike!
beady-eyed menage
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
spectacular useless filthpig hospital
  05/10/24
he was an associate
stimulating purple striped hyena
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Khaki factory reset button
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
ocher irradiated plaza kitty
  05/10/24
...
Frum headpube cruise ship
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Aggressive Orchid Shrine
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
vigorous low-t state turdskin
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Khaki factory reset button
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
alcoholic public bath
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Khaki factory reset button
  05/12/24
probably no one
Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface
  05/12/24
...
Razzle pearly regret
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
mind-boggling scarlet home
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Pea-brained Chestnut Clown
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Khaki factory reset button
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Naked locale boltzmann
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Pea-brained Chestnut Clown
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Naked locale boltzmann
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Supple partner
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
appetizing mad cow disease new version
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Naked locale boltzmann
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
razzle-dazzle pink bawdyhouse stain
  05/12/24
...
mind-boggling scarlet home
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Mentally impaired orchestra pit ceo

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Odious Library Roommate

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: spectacular useless filthpig hospital

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Marvelous flushed weed whacker faggot firefighter

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: multi-colored wild tanning salon

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Cerebral talking rehab personal credit line

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: curious grizzly lay kitty cat

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Cerebral talking rehab personal credit line

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: federal violent theatre

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring insanely creepy university friendly grandma

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink bawdyhouse stain

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Frum headpube cruise ship

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: slap-happy abnormal site foreskin

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Spruce piazza

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: provocative parlour corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Bateful Theater Gunner

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: multi-colored wild tanning salon

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz really tough guy codepig

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Naked locale boltzmann

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Spruce piazza

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: ivory motley stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Yellow out-of-control double fault resort

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: exhilarant citrine property cuckoldry

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic therapy

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Marvelous flushed weed whacker faggot firefighter

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: floppy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle pearly regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Spruce piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: spectacular useless filthpig hospital

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: stimulating purple striped hyena

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Khaki factory reset button

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: ocher irradiated plaza kitty

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Frum headpube cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Aggressive Orchid Shrine

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: vigorous low-t state turdskin

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Khaki factory reset button

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: alcoholic public bath

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Khaki factory reset button

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Sticky Adventurous Nursing Home Ratface

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Razzle pearly regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling scarlet home

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Clown

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Khaki factory reset button

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Naked locale boltzmann

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Clown

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Naked locale boltzmann

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Supple partner

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: appetizing mad cow disease new version

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Naked locale boltzmann

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink bawdyhouse stain

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling scarlet home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)