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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Dark diverse genital piercing
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Zippy Heaven Coldplay Fan
  08/16/13
I hate this
turquoise piazza
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Dark diverse genital piercing
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Zippy Heaven Coldplay Fan
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  08/16/13
180
seedy theater stage pozpig
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Zippy Heaven Coldplay Fan
  08/16/13
...
Dark diverse genital piercing
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Thriller kink-friendly depressive
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Dark diverse genital piercing
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Adventurous community account
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
green blathering meetinghouse wrinkle
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
green blathering meetinghouse wrinkle
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
green blathering meetinghouse wrinkle
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/17/13
lol God
cracking judgmental mediation
  04/30/14
cr
cracking judgmental mediation
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
indigo reading party gaping
  04/30/14
this is correct
rebellious big athletic conference hospital
  05/17/17
...
garnet stirring bawdyhouse
  05/27/17
blast from the past
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
bateful generalized bond crotch
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Thriller kink-friendly depressive
  08/16/13
explain
Transparent Electric Regret Shitlib
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
cracking judgmental mediation
  08/16/13
Lol
hyperactive abode sound barrier
  02/19/16
ha
primrose alcoholic locale
  02/19/16
...
garnet stirring bawdyhouse
  05/17/17
...
Outnumbered National Security Agency Principal's Office
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
dull black woman queen of the night
  08/16/13
...
dull black woman queen of the night
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
at-the-ready cerebral ratface
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
dull black woman queen of the night
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Lime Selfie Site
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Bonkers avocado factory reset button trailer park
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
cracking judgmental mediation
  04/30/14
...
garnet stirring bawdyhouse
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Mahogany curious preventive strike stain
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
ebony parlor deer antler
  05/17/17
no.
Pea-brained vibrant nibblets stage
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
primrose alcoholic locale
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Excitant Lemon Corner Rigor
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead
  05/27/17
Rad.
cyan mind-boggling menage death wish
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Dark diverse genital piercing

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Zippy Heaven Coldplay Fan

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: turquoise piazza

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Dark diverse genital piercing

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Zippy Heaven Coldplay Fan

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: seedy theater stage pozpig

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Zippy Heaven Coldplay Fan

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Dark diverse genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Thriller kink-friendly depressive

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Dark diverse genital piercing

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Adventurous community account

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: green blathering meetinghouse wrinkle

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: green blathering meetinghouse wrinkle

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: green blathering meetinghouse wrinkle

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cracking judgmental mediation

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: cracking judgmental mediation

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: indigo reading party gaping

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: rebellious big athletic conference hospital

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: garnet stirring bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: bateful generalized bond crotch

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Thriller kink-friendly depressive

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Transparent Electric Regret Shitlib

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: cracking judgmental mediation

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: hyperactive abode sound barrier

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: primrose alcoholic locale

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: garnet stirring bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered National Security Agency Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: dull black woman queen of the night

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: dull black woman queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready cerebral ratface

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: dull black woman queen of the night

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Lime Selfie Site

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Bonkers avocado factory reset button trailer park

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Infuriating Salmon Tanning Salon

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cracking judgmental mediation

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: garnet stirring bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Mahogany curious preventive strike stain

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: ebony parlor deer antler

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Pea-brained vibrant nibblets stage

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: primrose alcoholic locale

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Excitant Lemon Corner Rigor

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac university circlehead

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling menage death wish

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)