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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
cyan trailer park foreskin
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Peach Bearded Meetinghouse
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
opaque double fault location
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
opaque double fault location
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
opaque double fault location
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Soggy Sadistic Mad-dog Skullcap Stage
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Peach Bearded Meetinghouse
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Peach Bearded Meetinghouse
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Stimulating Dingle Berry Church Building
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
Same.
curious sable depressive
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
duck-like philosopher-king
  08/09/18
...
Fiercely-loyal slate station background story
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
shivering dog poop
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
shivering dog poop
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Lake 180 love of her life resort
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Mildly Autistic Hissy Fit
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Fiercely-loyal slate station background story
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Pontificating Soul-stirring Set
  08/09/18
...
spectacular flatulent garrison
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
tantric theater ceo
  08/09/18
stfu gook
vigorous confused public bath mad cow disease
  08/09/18
...
spectacular flatulent garrison
  08/09/18
Cr
milky office pisswyrm
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
tantric theater ceo
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
excitant crimson macaca dilemma
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
curious sable depressive
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Contagious degenerate lodge
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Ultramarine fragrant principal's office dysfunction
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
wonderful mustard cruise ship filthpig
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
crystalline house
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Out-of-control talented lay
  08/09/18
Sick
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Scarlet center turdskin
  08/09/18
...
Jade private investor indian lodge
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Aggressive Ungodly Giraffe
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Stirring sinister jew
  08/09/18
...
Avocado marvelous hospital
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
tantric theater ceo
  08/09/18
interesting
Swashbuckling Liquid Oxygen Crackhouse
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Well-lubricated karate masturbator
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
fantasy-prone nubile church milk
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Pontificating Soul-stirring Set
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
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  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: cyan trailer park foreskin

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Peach Bearded Meetinghouse

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: opaque double fault location

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: opaque double fault location

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: opaque double fault location

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Soggy Sadistic Mad-dog Skullcap Stage

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Peach Bearded Meetinghouse

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Peach Bearded Meetinghouse

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Stimulating Dingle Berry Church Building

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: curious sable depressive

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: duck-like philosopher-king

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal slate station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: shivering dog poop

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: shivering dog poop

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Lake 180 love of her life resort

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Hissy Fit

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal slate station background story

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Pontificating Soul-stirring Set

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular flatulent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: tantric theater ceo

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: vigorous confused public bath mad cow disease

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular flatulent garrison



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: milky office pisswyrm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: tantric theater ceo

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: excitant crimson macaca dilemma

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: curious sable depressive

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Contagious degenerate lodge

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine fragrant principal's office dysfunction

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: wonderful mustard cruise ship filthpig

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: crystalline house

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Out-of-control talented lay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Scarlet center turdskin

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Jade private investor indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Aggressive Ungodly Giraffe

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: excitant crimson macaca dilemma

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: galvanic burgundy spot azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Liquid Oxygen Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: insane carmine bbw



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Stirring sinister jew

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Avocado marvelous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: tantric theater ceo

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Liquid Oxygen Crackhouse

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Well-lubricated karate masturbator

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone nubile church milk

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pontificating Soul-stirring Set

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446165)