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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Motley Water Buffalo Famous Landscape Painting
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Up-to-no-good aromatic heaven factory reset button
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
razzle stage
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
razzle stage
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
floppy dilemma
  04/08/25
that's rude
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
...
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Bateful sexy corn cake range
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
costumed idiotic spot digit ratio
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
...
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/08/25
...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/09/25
...
maroon coffee pot people who are hurt
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
appetizing psychic
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
translucent beady-eyed gas station elastic band
  04/09/25
Ty
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/09/25
...
Supple internal respiration
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
frozen shitlib idiot
  04/09/25
...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Mint excitant lay puppy
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Concupiscible Know-it-all Feces
  05/02/25
...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  05/12/25
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Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
translucent beady-eyed gas station elastic band
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
razzle stage
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
razzle stage
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
rough-skinned sanctuary
  06/03/25
...
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  06/26/25
OP?
Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  06/27/25
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Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  07/09/25
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Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Motley Water Buffalo Famous Landscape Painting

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good aromatic heaven factory reset button

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: razzle stage

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: razzle stage

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: floppy dilemma

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful sexy corn cake range

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Turdskin

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: costumed idiotic spot digit ratio

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: appetizing psychic

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: translucent beady-eyed gas station elastic band

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: frozen shitlib idiot

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Mint excitant lay puppy

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Know-it-all Feces

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: translucent beady-eyed gas station elastic band

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: razzle stage

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: razzle stage

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned sanctuary

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chapel Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)