“Seeking short term, open to long”

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662036)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvJpMyNOBYU/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662059)

Otherwise, why have a GF at all? Better to just smash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662064)

When I say GF I just mean someone to have sex with periodically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662079)

I' used to be a cheatmo and so I had to be concerned about them even though I knew they were flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662109)

"Did...[sob]...you...[sob]...cheat...[sob]...on...[sob]...me?"

How could she know? I asked myself, racking my brain for answers.

"Of course not!" I lied.

"I...[sob]...have...[sob]...chlamydia..." her sadness began turning to rage. "And my doctor's office said that the only explanation is that you cheated, because I was tested right before we got together."

Damn. Must have picked it up the week of midterms. My girlfriend was out of town that week, and I'd taken full advantage, successfully bringing girls home from class or the bar every night. One night I even "called my shot," announcing to my buddies that I was gonna bang this girl from my sophomore ethics class because she'd complimented my glasses a couple weeks earlier. I succeeded, despite puking and passing out in the bushes by her apartment. She took me inside and served me OJ and mouthwash before letting me hit it raw.

I figured it was either her or the slutty girl from Spanish that my buddy used to bang freshman year. She let me creampie since she was on the nuva ring, which should have been a huge red flag being a one night stand and all. I made the mistake of fingering her butthole while we were doing it and it came out covered in shit, making the whole room smell. In hindsight, I'm pretty sure she left more than shitty sheets.

Anyway, my girlfriend had me dead to rights, but my only option was to stay the course.

"Maybe I've just had it since we got together?" I suggested.

"Really, you think so?" She perked up.

"Of course, babe. You know I'd never cheat on you!" I said, really meaning it this time. We got married less than a year later, and I really never cheated on her again. She had an appetite for BBC, however, so we got divorced about two years later so she could ride the BBC carousel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662526)

Also can't dress like a normal American Black chick.

Also can't be fat. But any Black chick who meets the criteria above is always thin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662129)

bro ur a millionaire living on hawaii and a nationally recognized lawyer

you should be able to pull the top 1% of black women

i could fuck a chick like this at a strip club for $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662140)

Do you tend to have pretty good relationships with male relatives of these wocs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662165)

But from going to my FIL’s church for so long (he was a seminary professor and Presbyterian minister in the Fillmore) I’m cool around black people generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47662508)

you mutilated your children on the “advice” of some psychopaths in white coats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47665137)

The Cass Report reports the frequency. I forget exactly, but iirc they say around 1 in 50 after having one trans kid. Seems like the science is saying it’s a result of hormonal conditions in utero at some particular stage, so maybe it’s not surprising that it’s non-random.

Downside of waiting is the development of secondary sexual characteristics, such that if they persisted they’d be clocky trannies like Caitlyn.

I made a while analysis of the Cass Report showing that its findings weren’t what shitcons perceived them to be. If you search Cass Report and read the OP you’ll see what I mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47665716)

you admit it but then somehow try claim that you can’t be held responsible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47666139)

you’re just not man enough to take responsibility for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47667238)

believes a witchdoctor claiming a boy is a girl, proceeds to cut his dick off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528592&forum_id=2#47666144)