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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
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I live like this now
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libs maf!
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God I hope so
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: ultramarine giraffe hospital

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park roommate

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: submissive out-of-control generalized bond



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: unhinged fragrant puppy affirmative action

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Big chapel



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: lavender national



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Flesh Jet-lagged Temple Ape

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual windowlicker community account

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous trump supporter



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: ultramarine giraffe hospital

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: sadistic resort



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: orchid judgmental set dysfunction

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: floppy amethyst native hairy legs



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: lascivious piazza



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Slimy kitty international law enforcement agency

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous trump supporter

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Silver Theatre Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: orchid judgmental set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Filthy Location Preventive Strike



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual windowlicker community account



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: laughsome amber office



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Sable Property Doctorate

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: sadistic resort

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: ultramarine giraffe hospital

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous trump supporter

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cream boistinker pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: ultramarine giraffe hospital



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
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Author: ebony regret



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Irate Sanctuary Nibblets



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: jet razzle-dazzle box office



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: excitant site trust fund



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: vermilion boltzmann



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous trump supporter



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: orchid judgmental set dysfunction



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Filthy Location Preventive Strike



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Filthy Location Preventive Strike

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Sable Property Doctorate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Garnet point pervert

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Sable Property Doctorate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: ebony regret



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Red old irish cottage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Vivacious fanboi crotch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine really tough guy

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous trump supporter

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Indecent Dashing Stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Garnet point pervert

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Silver Theatre Circlehead

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: ultramarine giraffe hospital



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous trump supporter



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: ultramarine giraffe hospital



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