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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Pearl school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Pearl school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  10/17/25
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crystalline parlour
  10/17/25
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judgmental wonderful theater stage
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Kink-friendly light background story
  10/17/25
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aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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Bonkers persian hell
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
brilliant dead bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Kink-friendly light background story
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Kink-friendly light background story
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
ultramarine station cuckold
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
curious mustard trump supporter
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Sick spot round eye
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Sick spot round eye
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
smoky doobsian elastic band
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Sick spot round eye
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Racy Pontificating Center Headpube
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
tan bull headed plaza
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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purple cracking circlehead
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
smoky doobsian elastic band
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
crystalline parlour
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Startled office queen of the night
  10/17/25
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aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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purple cracking circlehead
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
crystalline parlour
  10/17/25
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Bonkers persian hell
  10/17/25
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sadistic shitlib
  10/18/25
lol
laughsome kitty cat garrison
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Sepia community account
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Overrated comical theatre
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Overrated comical theatre
  10/17/25
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aqua idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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judgmental wonderful theater stage
  10/18/25
:(
Hyperventilating church scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
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dun mind-boggling ratface striped hyena
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Poppy Spectacular Field Candlestick Maker
  10/18/25
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Vivacious crackhouse windowlicker
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
brilliant dead bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
carnelian adventurous gunner stage
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
transparent charismatic location generalized bond
  10/18/25
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dun mind-boggling ratface striped hyena
  10/18/25
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Kink-friendly light background story
  10/18/25
no homo at all
aqua idea he suggested
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
carnelian adventurous gunner stage
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Kink-friendly light background story
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
deep national
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
180 forum brethren
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
slate glittery locus
  10/18/25
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ultramarine station cuckold
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Overrated comical theatre
  10/18/25
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aqua idea he suggested
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Pearl school cafeteria haunted graveyard

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Pearl school cafeteria haunted graveyard

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: crystalline parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: judgmental wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly light background story

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bonkers persian hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: brilliant dead bawdyhouse

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly light background story

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly light background story

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ultramarine station cuckold

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: curious mustard trump supporter

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Sick spot round eye

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Sick spot round eye

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: smoky doobsian elastic band

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Sick spot round eye

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Racy Pontificating Center Headpube

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: tan bull headed plaza

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: purple cracking circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: smoky doobsian elastic band

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: crystalline parlour

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Startled office queen of the night

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: purple cracking circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: crystalline parlour

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bonkers persian hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: sadistic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sepia community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Overrated comical theatre

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Overrated comical theatre

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: judgmental wonderful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating church scourge upon the earth

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: dun mind-boggling ratface striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Poppy Spectacular Field Candlestick Maker

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: brilliant dead bawdyhouse

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous gunner stage

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: transparent charismatic location generalized bond

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: dun mind-boggling ratface striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly light background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous gunner stage

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly light background story

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: deep national

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: 180 forum brethren

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: slate glittery locus

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ultramarine station cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Overrated comical theatre

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: aqua idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2#49359746)