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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Cerebral forum selfie
  07/19/24
I live like this now
Amethyst chest-beating native internal respiration
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
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  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Very tactful pearl chapel associate
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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libs maf!
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Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
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appetizing patrolman area
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NM is back
Dashing sickened theatre ceo
  07/19/24
God I hope so
multi-colored dun resort
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His love is with us always, brother.
Cerebral forum selfie
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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peach exciting messiness
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Sable tattoo
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mrx sunburst
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Dashing sickened theatre ceo
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Pics?
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curious love of her life
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Cerebral forum selfie

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Amethyst chest-beating native internal respiration

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: canary institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Frozen Arousing Boiling Water Mediation

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Maroon Main People Hospital



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Pink racy roast beef



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Citrine Alcoholic International Law Enforcement Agency

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Saffron Nighttime Meetinghouse

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Very tactful pearl chapel associate



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Cerebral forum selfie

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: multi-colored dun resort



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: peach exciting messiness

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Hairless Point



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Rambunctious flushed national tank



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: henna deranged library

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Very tactful pearl chapel associate

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Pervert Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: peach exciting messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Sable tattoo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Saffron Nighttime Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: appetizing patrolman area



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Dashing sickened theatre ceo

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: multi-colored dun resort

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral forum selfie

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Very tactful pearl chapel associate

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: floppy lemon site goyim



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Cerebral forum selfie



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Gold internet-worthy potus



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Rusted locale



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Aromatic poppy partner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Green stimulating market mood



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: turquoise lay circlehead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: dead marvelous mexican



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Very tactful pearl chapel associate



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: peach exciting messiness



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Sable tattoo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Sable tattoo

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Dashing sickened theatre ceo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: indecent ivory boltzmann cruise ship

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Dashing sickened theatre ceo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Pale really tough guy ticket booth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Aromatic poppy partner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Aromatic poppy partner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: vibrant cuckold theater stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: curious love of her life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Chocolate Medicated Sanctuary

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Very tactful pearl chapel associate

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: thriller location filthpig



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: indecent ivory boltzmann cruise ship

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Pervert Keepsake Machete

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Cerebral forum selfie



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Very tactful pearl chapel associate



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Cerebral forum selfie



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