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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
anal plaza
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Emerald Temple Mood
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Galvanic range corn cake
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
anal plaza
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Cocky old irish cottage
  12/15/25
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Boyish house-broken hell kitty cat
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
claret boistinker feces
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
claret boistinker feces
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
olive corner
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
cambodia town
180 salmon skinny woman tank
  12/15/25
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Heady frum sweet tailpipe karate
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/15/25
...
Heady frum sweet tailpipe karate
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Arousing orchid gaming laptop
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
infuriating private investor den
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
bull headed crusty organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
infuriating private investor den
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Arousing orchid gaming laptop
  12/15/25
...
insane hyperventilating site police squad
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Bossy Masturbator
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
big doctorate
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Racy Painfully Honest Church
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping
  12/15/25
...
seedy jew
  12/15/25
...
cyan nursing home
  12/15/25
...
soggy appetizing set
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Passionate Property Hissy Fit
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Concupiscible hideous theater
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping
  12/15/25
...
Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican
  12/15/25
yes, so
Concupiscible hideous theater
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
excitant rebellious immigrant
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
180 salmon skinny woman tank
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
excitant rebellious immigrant
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Vigorous lilac faggot firefighter
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Bossy Masturbator
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
180 salmon skinny woman tank
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Vigorous lilac faggot firefighter
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
cyan nursing home
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Concupiscible hideous theater
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Bossy Masturbator
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
maize parlor
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
cyan nursing home
  12/15/25
...
Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
180 salmon skinny woman tank
  12/16/25
...
maize parlor
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
anal plaza
  12/16/25
OKay
Thriller famous landscape painting
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
effete bronze pozpig
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Comical khaki tattoo area
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
effete bronze pozpig
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
exhilarant indian lodge ladyboy
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
dead resort
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Maniacal crackhouse
  12/17/25
tp
razzle-dazzle nibblets
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: anal plaza

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Emerald Temple Mood

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Galvanic range corn cake

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: anal plaza

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cocky old irish cottage

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Boyish house-broken hell kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: claret boistinker feces

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: claret boistinker feces

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: olive corner

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: 180 salmon skinny woman tank

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Heady frum sweet tailpipe karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Heady frum sweet tailpipe karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Arousing orchid gaming laptop

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: infuriating private investor den

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: bull headed crusty organic girlfriend

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: infuriating private investor den

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Arousing orchid gaming laptop

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: insane hyperventilating site police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Bossy Masturbator

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: big doctorate

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Racy Painfully Honest Church

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: seedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cyan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: soggy appetizing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Passionate Property Hissy Fit

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible hideous theater

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible hideous theater

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: excitant rebellious immigrant

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: 180 salmon skinny woman tank

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: excitant rebellious immigrant

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Vigorous lilac faggot firefighter

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Bossy Masturbator

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: 180 salmon skinny woman tank

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Vigorous lilac faggot firefighter

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: cyan nursing home

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible hideous theater

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Bossy Masturbator

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: maize parlor

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cyan nursing home

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control magenta really tough guy mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: 180 salmon skinny woman tank

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: maize parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: anal plaza

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Thriller famous landscape painting

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: effete bronze pozpig

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Comical khaki tattoo area

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: effete bronze pozpig

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: exhilarant indian lodge ladyboy

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon gas station gaping

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: dead resort

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets

tp

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