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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold "Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: cream organic girlfriend I hate you. I can't laught like this at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM Author: Exciting Stag Film 180x180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: Metal site "Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM Author: lemon idea he suggested plaza I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748) |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: Frozen rigpig Still funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold "What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: turquoise marvelous orchestra pit Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold "Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: turquoise marvelous orchestra pit Objection! Calls for speculation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Navy Exhilarant Alpha You guys are hilarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM Author: Indigo National Deer Antler 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: hilarious electric furnace dog poop well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican i love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold "I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: milky friendly grandma Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: white temple I lol'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Indigo National Deer Antler "How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: milky friendly grandma And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Dashing Knife French Chef Asians and magic--any connection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM Author: charismatic sex offender "I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: stirring resort travel guidebook "Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: stirring resort travel guidebook "Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words 'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood." |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: Metal site "But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: Naked costumed school mediation :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426) |
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Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM Author: sable regret A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Indigo National Deer Antler "Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: flushed people who are hurt please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM Author: Metal site Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM Author: cruel-hearted alcoholic jew Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold "Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM Author: turquoise marvelous orchestra pit Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: arousing flickering hospital :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: laughsome bat shit crazy depressive hell how the hell did i miss this?
180 |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: Violet fighting locus haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: laughsome bat shit crazy depressive hell HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: Metal site Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Out-of-control gaping address "Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM Author: milky friendly grandma Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: bateful abode sound barrier this whole scandal is cracking me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Indigo National Deer Antler it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: bateful abode sound barrier i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: massive pearl karate rehab always. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: lemon idea he suggested plaza Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas. |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM Author: Fragrant state truly exquisite. Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: maize hall ROFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM Author: charismatic sex offender bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM Author: Very tactful bipolar principal's office cuckoldry tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Lilac up-to-no-good internal respiration jewess "The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." "Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?" - "why yes counselor, yes it is" "OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record." "Objection sustained." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM Author: Shimmering chapel gay wizard Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted, Without ME it's just AWESO Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Lilac up-to-no-good internal respiration jewess The defense rests. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808) |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM Author: Swashbuckling yarmulke TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: 180 property Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM Author: Copper Excitant Roast Beef Indian Lodge Beauty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: bistre scourge upon the earth toaster this is under appreciated. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: infuriating business firm newt America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: boyish main people market how am i relevant to the proceedings plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: shivering ratface You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: high-end ungodly library cuckold You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: shivering ratface Q: Enforceable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: House-broken national security agency Underrated post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM Author: Metal site Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143) |
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Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican "Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?" "Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--" "Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated." |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM Author: Heady cerise azn I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM Author: khaki set mother riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Heady cerise azn oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: galvanic learning disabled church telephone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: Heady cerise azn quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Thriller insecure spot Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Indigo National Deer Antler 'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters. |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Thriller insecure spot Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: Indigo National Deer Antler ah, I had missed that. tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican lol in one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: Very tactful bipolar principal's office cuckoldry I LOLd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: scarlet talented parlour "Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: charismatic sex offender "Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL! |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions. Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury? |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: Free-loading Stimulating Mexican damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al. |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM Author: aphrodisiac domesticated casino tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: demanding keepsake machete oops, deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM Author: charismatic sex offender In the upcoming lawsuit:
Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans." |
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Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM Author: aqua startling trailer park "Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!" |
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