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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
Violet Foreskin
  08/28/06
180x180
mind-boggling at-the-ready market scourge upon the earth
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
Laughsome Temple Cuckold
  08/29/06
Still funny.
ivory lay
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
Fiercely-loyal contagious bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
Fiercely-loyal contagious bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
Dun Yarmulke
  08/28/06
177
sable puppy location
  08/28/06
well done
frisky black woman masturbator
  08/29/06
i love you.
heady roommate voyeur
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
Pink Corner
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
Beady-eyed light heaven rigor
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
sable puppy location
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
Pink Corner
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
Costumed mental disorder double fault
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
mahogany lascivious idea he suggested
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
Chestnut potus
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
Chestnut potus
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/28/06
:)
walnut pungent chad dilemma
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
Trip Indian Lodge Pozpig
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
sable puppy location
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
glittery insanely creepy pit coffee pot
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
deranged immigrant community account
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
Fiercely-loyal contagious bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/28/06
:)
razzmatazz cheese-eating private investor ceo
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
sapphire boltzmann
  04/19/07
...
obsidian sound barrier police squad
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
sapphire boltzmann
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
Fragrant wine mediation
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
Pink Corner
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
Awkward Office
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
sable puppy location
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
Awkward Office
  08/28/06
always.
big white mad cow disease
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
Laughsome Temple Cuckold
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
Navy cruise ship
  08/29/06
175
Out-of-control Claret Stead Fortuitous Meteor
  08/29/06
ROFL!
Galvanic Red Hunting Ground Sex Offender
  12/09/07
bump
mahogany lascivious idea he suggested
  08/28/06
ty.
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/28/06
ty
heady roommate voyeur
  04/18/07
tyty
boyish selfie orchestra pit
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
wonderful lemon prole son of senegal
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
nighttime startled state
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
wonderful lemon prole son of senegal
  08/29/06
TITCR!
embarrassed to the bone splenetic box office
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
Provocative Brass Haunted Graveyard Crackhouse
  08/29/06
Beauty.
Glassy Library Telephone
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
Flushed Death Wish
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Azure church building
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
marvelous brindle weed whacker philosopher-king
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
spectacular nubile house crotch
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
spectacular nubile house crotch
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
curious lodge jewess
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
heady roommate voyeur
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
orchid stimulating alpha property
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
federal national liquid oxygen
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
orchid stimulating alpha property
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
Unholy brunch
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
orchid stimulating alpha property
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
bossy hateful point personal credit line
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
sable puppy location
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
bossy hateful point personal credit line
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
sable puppy location
  04/19/07
lol in one
heady roommate voyeur
  04/19/07
I LOLd
boyish selfie orchestra pit
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
heady roommate voyeur
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
pale round eye
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
mahogany lascivious idea he suggested
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
heady roommate voyeur
  04/19/07
...
tripping naked hell
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
heady roommate voyeur
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
Flesh appetizing theater
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
cracking locale cuckoldry
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
mahogany lascivious idea he suggested
  06/12/07
...
big white mad cow disease
  10/25/07
...
exciting digit ratio senate
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
offensive field circlehead
  12/10/07
. . .
frum hospital
  07/31/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Violet Foreskin

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling at-the-ready market scourge upon the earth

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Temple Cuckold

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: ivory lay

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious bawdyhouse ladyboy

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious bawdyhouse ladyboy

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Dun Yarmulke

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: sable puppy location

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: frisky black woman masturbator

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Pink Corner

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed light heaven rigor

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: sable puppy location

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Pink Corner

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Costumed mental disorder double fault

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: mahogany lascivious idea he suggested

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: Chestnut potus

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Chestnut potus

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: walnut pungent chad dilemma

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Trip Indian Lodge Pozpig

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: sable puppy location

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: glittery insanely creepy pit coffee pot

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: deranged immigrant community account

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious bawdyhouse ladyboy

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz cheese-eating private investor ceo

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: sapphire boltzmann

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: obsidian sound barrier police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: sapphire boltzmann

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Fragrant wine mediation

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Pink Corner

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Awkward Office

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: sable puppy location

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Awkward Office

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: big white mad cow disease

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Temple Cuckold

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: Navy cruise ship

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Out-of-control Claret Stead Fortuitous Meteor

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Red Hunting Ground Sex Offender

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: mahogany lascivious idea he suggested

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: boyish selfie orchestra pit

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: wonderful lemon prole son of senegal

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: nighttime startled state

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: wonderful lemon prole son of senegal

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone splenetic box office

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Provocative Brass Haunted Graveyard Crackhouse

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Glassy Library Telephone

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Flushed Death Wish

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Azure church building

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: marvelous brindle weed whacker philosopher-king

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: spectacular nubile house crotch

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly institution water buffalo

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: spectacular nubile house crotch

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: curious lodge jewess

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: carmine bat shit crazy nursing home sneaky criminal

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: orchid stimulating alpha property

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: federal national liquid oxygen

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: orchid stimulating alpha property

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Unholy brunch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: orchid stimulating alpha property

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: bossy hateful point personal credit line

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: sable puppy location

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: bossy hateful point personal credit line

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: sable puppy location

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: boyish selfie orchestra pit

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: pale round eye

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: mahogany lascivious idea he suggested

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: tripping naked hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: heady roommate voyeur

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: Flesh appetizing theater

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: cracking locale cuckoldry

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: mahogany lascivious idea he suggested

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: big white mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: exciting digit ratio senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: offensive field circlehead

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: frum hospital

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)