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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
wonderful aqua kitty cat
  08/28/06
180x180
spectacular domesticated piazza
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
bossy theatre
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
coiffed concupiscible public bath
  08/29/06
Still funny.
excitant honey-headed antidepressant drug brethren
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
180 disgusting regret area
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
180 disgusting regret area
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
cerise bearded knife
  08/28/06
177
adventurous pontificating prole trailer park
  08/28/06
well done
autistic passionate new version
  08/29/06
i love you.
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
Chrome incel
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
sticky dashing faggotry
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
adventurous pontificating prole trailer park
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
Chrome incel
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
exciting flesh shitlib principal's office
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
Shaky Black Woman
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
Shaky Black Woman
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
bossy theatre
  08/28/06
:)
Black Impertinent Really Tough Guy
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
Zombie-like Gold Laser Beams
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
adventurous pontificating prole trailer park
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
gay startled keepsake machete
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
bossy theatre
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
Translucent stead death wish
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
180 disgusting regret area
  08/28/06
:)
comical deep toilet seat
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
Submissive Vibrant Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life
  04/19/07
...
Fragrant goyim
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
Submissive Vibrant Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
bossy theatre
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
Transparent trust fund cuckold
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
Chrome incel
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
self-centered background story
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
adventurous pontificating prole trailer park
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
self-centered background story
  08/28/06
always.
Grizzly useless brakes step-uncle's house
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
coiffed concupiscible public bath
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
Cracking orchestra pit
  08/29/06
175
Demanding Appetizing Site
  08/29/06
ROFL!
dull mind-boggling lodge foreskin
  12/09/07
bump
Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven
  08/28/06
ty.
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/28/06
ty
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  04/18/07
tyty
aphrodisiac community account associate
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
bat shit crazy filthpig theater
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
Razzle Violent Pit Hunting Ground
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
bat shit crazy filthpig theater
  08/29/06
TITCR!
richard clock
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
Vivacious sound barrier church building
  08/29/06
Beauty.
multi-colored garrison
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
Emerald disrespectful kitty whorehouse
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Burgundy Church Newt
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
fuchsia home
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
Thirsty Brass Market
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
sepia marvelous telephone
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
Thirsty Brass Market
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
blue wild deer antler
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
bossy theatre
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
Floppy up-to-no-good property
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
Diverse hyperactive karate headpube
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
Floppy up-to-no-good property
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
Swollen Institution Psychic
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
Floppy up-to-no-good property
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
topaz frisky sanctuary reading party
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
adventurous pontificating prole trailer park
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
topaz frisky sanctuary reading party
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
adventurous pontificating prole trailer park
  04/19/07
lol in one
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  04/19/07
I LOLd
aphrodisiac community account associate
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
Rambunctious boistinker
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  04/19/07
...
galvanic puppy
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
beady-eyed sick range personal credit line
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
navy university preventive strike
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven
  06/12/07
...
Grizzly useless brakes step-uncle's house
  10/25/07
...
Hairraiser plaza fortuitous meteor
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
Sienna Irradiated Bawdyhouse
  12/10/07
. . .
hairless water buffalo ladyboy
  07/31/08





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: wonderful aqua kitty cat

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: spectacular domesticated piazza

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: bossy theatre

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: coiffed concupiscible public bath

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: excitant honey-headed antidepressant drug brethren

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: 180 disgusting regret area

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: 180 disgusting regret area

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: cerise bearded knife

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating prole trailer park

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: autistic passionate new version

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Chrome incel

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: sticky dashing faggotry

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating prole trailer park

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Chrome incel

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: exciting flesh shitlib principal's office

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: Shaky Black Woman

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Shaky Black Woman

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: bossy theatre

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Black Impertinent Really Tough Guy

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gold Laser Beams

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating prole trailer park

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: gay startled keepsake machete

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: bossy theatre

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Translucent stead death wish

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: 180 disgusting regret area

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: comical deep toilet seat

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Submissive Vibrant Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Fragrant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Submissive Vibrant Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: bossy theatre

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Transparent trust fund cuckold

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Chrome incel

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: self-centered background story

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating prole trailer park

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: self-centered background story

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Grizzly useless brakes step-uncle's house

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: coiffed concupiscible public bath

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Demanding Appetizing Site

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: dull mind-boggling lodge foreskin

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac community account associate

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy filthpig theater

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Razzle Violent Pit Hunting Ground

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: bat shit crazy filthpig theater

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)



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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: richard clock

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Vivacious sound barrier church building

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Emerald disrespectful kitty whorehouse

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Church Newt

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: fuchsia home

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Thirsty Brass Market

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: sepia marvelous telephone

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Brass Market

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: blue wild deer antler

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: bossy theatre

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Floppy up-to-no-good property

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Diverse hyperactive karate headpube

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy up-to-no-good property

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Swollen Institution Psychic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: Floppy up-to-no-good property

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: topaz frisky sanctuary reading party

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating prole trailer park

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: topaz frisky sanctuary reading party

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating prole trailer park

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac community account associate

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious boistinker

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: ungodly slap-happy international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed sick range personal credit line

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: navy university preventive strike

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Maroon Dead Dragon Heaven

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Grizzly useless brakes step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser plaza fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Sienna Irradiated Bawdyhouse

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: hairless water buffalo ladyboy

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)