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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
appetizing coral milk
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
sticky opaque doctorate place of business
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
iridescent impertinent theater stage
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
sticky opaque doctorate place of business
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
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  09/22/23
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Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
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wine stage trump supporter
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
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  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Vibrant institution giraffe
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Curious abode
  09/22/23
Yes
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  09/22/23
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Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Carnelian Infuriating Idea He Suggested Bawdyhouse
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
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  09/22/23
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jade national
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
self-absorbed business firm indirect expression
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Exhilarant lilac mediation
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
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  09/22/23
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Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
filthy forum
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
iridescent impertinent theater stage
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
filthy forum
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
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  09/27/23
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Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Bronze charismatic becky
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Bronze charismatic becky
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Bronze charismatic becky
  09/27/23
lol 😂
razzmatazz bbw home
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
internet-worthy gold persian boiling water
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
alcoholic library coffee pot
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
internet-worthy gold persian boiling water
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Glittery casino striped hyena
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
fluffy antidepressant drug
  09/27/23
Ungh
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Glittery casino striped hyena
  10/01/23
Yes
fiercely-loyal ceo
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
talented maniacal athletic conference theatre
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: appetizing coral milk

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: sticky opaque doctorate place of business

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: iridescent impertinent theater stage

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: sticky opaque doctorate place of business

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Ruby site

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: sticky opaque doctorate place of business

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: wine stage trump supporter



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: galvanic tan heaven weed whacker

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Vibrant institution giraffe

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Curious abode

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: aromatic round eye codepig



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: lemon hateful school cafeteria alpha



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Thriller beta fanboi



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: wine stage trump supporter



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Thriller beta fanboi



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: multi-colored cobalt newt



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Doobsian orchestra pit really tough guy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Infuriating Idea He Suggested Bawdyhouse

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Thriller beta fanboi

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: jade national



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed business firm indirect expression

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac mediation

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: brindle masturbator main people

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: filthy forum

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: iridescent impertinent theater stage

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: filthy forum

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: brindle masturbator main people

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic becky

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic becky

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic becky

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz bbw home

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy gold persian boiling water

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: alcoholic library coffee pot

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy gold persian boiling water

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: fluffy antidepressant drug

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Ivory floppy tanning salon

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: fluffy antidepressant drug



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery casino striped hyena



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ceo

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: talented maniacal athletic conference theatre

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894111)