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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes&rdq...
snowy awkward corner jap
  05/14/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't h...
disrespectful ceo azn
  05/14/24
lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.
startled avocado sound barrier garrison
  05/14/24
🙋‍♂️
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
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Flatulent party of the first part
  05/14/24
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Stirring people who are hurt
  05/14/24
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Talented philosopher-king
  05/14/24
Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.
Flesh Temple
  05/14/24
It's the worst option in there by far.
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
golf is 180 you jewfuck
disrespectful ceo azn
  05/14/24
I quit my country club this year and don't have a single reg...
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything ...
disrespectful ceo azn
  05/14/24
lol mowing your lawn sucks shit
disrespectful ceo azn
  05/14/24
...
Flesh Temple
  05/14/24
I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cu...
Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor
  05/14/24
wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff ...
Flatulent party of the first part
  05/14/24
lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house
Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor
  05/14/24
I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house b...
Flatulent party of the first part
  05/14/24
Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinne...
Fluffy Navy Personal Credit Line
  05/14/24
The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the...
Fluffy Navy Personal Credit Line
  05/14/24
stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.
Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor
  05/14/24
100%. An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and pr...
startled avocado sound barrier garrison
  05/14/24
I don't edge. 🥲
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut your...
Sienna Mother Location
  05/14/24
the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a le...
disrespectful ceo azn
  05/14/24
That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move
Sienna Mother Location
  05/14/24
lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and...
Odious Theatre
  05/14/24
I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify ...
Flesh Temple
  05/14/24
fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkwee...
Stirring people who are hurt
  05/14/24
https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for ...
saffron boistinker
  05/14/24
Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover
beady-eyed brass brunch
  05/15/24
lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to s...
Stirring people who are hurt
  05/14/24
180
beady-eyed brass brunch
  05/15/24
Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or g...
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of o...
Flatulent party of the first part
  05/14/24
Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns compar...
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
What did lawnbulls do to you?
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s...
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on...
sinister place of business roast beef
  05/14/24
imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or...
Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor
  05/14/24
(gay trailer kike)
Frum dilemma
  05/14/24
agreed
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obv...
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it...
sinister place of business roast beef
  05/14/24
Go prune your rose bush faggot
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit y...
sinister place of business roast beef
  05/14/24
I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the ...
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out t...
Fluffy Navy Personal Credit Line
  05/14/24
Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and fore...
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lam...
big principal's office
  05/14/24
they're catty fags
saffron boistinker
  05/14/24
...
Very tactful crystalline church
  05/14/24
Lmao. Get bent.
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat
big principal's office
  05/14/24
Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
you mean a meadow?
big principal's office
  05/14/24
I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete mega...
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landl...
big principal's office
  05/14/24
If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.
Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24
twice a year
big principal's office
  05/14/24
Cricket anyone?
demanding sanctuary
  05/14/24
I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...
curious stubborn hall
  05/14/24
When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn bare...
soul-stirring godawful ape
  05/14/24
I Walk The Lawn
curious stubborn hall
  05/14/24
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Shaky vibrant son of senegal
  05/14/24


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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659940)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: snowy awkward corner jap

I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659941)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: disrespectful ceo azn

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659967)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: startled avocado sound barrier garrison

lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659942)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

🙋‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659955)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Flatulent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660048)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Stirring people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660209)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Talented philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659945)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Flesh Temple

Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659946)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

It's the worst option in there by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660040)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: disrespectful ceo azn

golf is 180 you jewfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660086)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660123)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: disrespectful ceo azn

dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660433)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: disrespectful ceo azn

lol mowing your lawn sucks shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659968)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Flesh Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659970)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor

I love my golf course lawn.

Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660054)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Flatulent party of the first part

wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again

https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660074)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor

lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660186)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Flatulent party of the first part

I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660250)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Fluffy Navy Personal Credit Line

Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660269)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Fluffy Navy Personal Credit Line

The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660083)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor

stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660189)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: startled avocado sound barrier garrison

100%.

An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660220)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

I don't edge. 🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660386)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Sienna Mother Location

Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: disrespectful ceo azn

the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660197)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Sienna Mother Location

That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660716)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Odious Theatre

lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660199)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Flesh Temple

I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660315)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Stirring people who are hurt

fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660390)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: saffron boistinker

https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662037)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed brass brunch

Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662576)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Stirring people who are hurt

lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660216)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed brass brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662578)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church

Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660231)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Flatulent party of the first part

You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap

I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660255)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church

Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

What did lawnbulls do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660760)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660276)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: sinister place of business roast beef

Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660351)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Titillating Spruce Spot Fortuitous Meteor

imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660431)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Frum dilemma

(gay trailer kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660435)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660565)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church

yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660561)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: sinister place of business roast beef

I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.

Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661477)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church

Go prune your rose bush faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661510)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: sinister place of business roast beef

The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661537)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church

I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661690)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Fluffy Navy Personal Credit Line

Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there.

Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice.

Golf is just expensive and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661395)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.

Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661491)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: big principal's office

lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661447)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: saffron boistinker

they're catty fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661486)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Very tactful crystalline church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661512)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

Lmao. Get bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661538)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: big principal's office

enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661543)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661562)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: big principal's office

you mean a meadow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661639)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: big principal's office

I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661643)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal

If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661653)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: big principal's office

twice a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661701)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary

Cricket anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661574)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: curious stubborn hall

I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662063)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring godawful ape

When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: curious stubborn hall

I Walk The Lawn

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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant son of senegal



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