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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Fighting theater
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
out-of-control market mad cow disease
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Transparent base quadroon
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Fighting theater
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Fighting theater
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
beady-eyed parlour
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
beady-eyed parlour
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Vibrant know-it-all police squad organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
that's rude
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
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Fighting theater
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Pontificating Puppy Useless Brakes
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
obsidian stirring knife locus
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/08/25
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Fighting theater
  04/08/25
...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Fighting theater
  04/09/25
...
Fighting theater
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
frozen cumskin range
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Claret cheese-eating stead
  04/09/25
Ty
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/09/25
...
insane dashing forum black woman
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Mauve gas station turdskin
  04/09/25
...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
fuchsia doctorate sneaky criminal
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
wine flatulent boistinker
  05/02/25
...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  05/12/25
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Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Claret cheese-eating stead
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
beady-eyed parlour
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
beady-eyed parlour
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
flushed mexican
  06/03/25
...
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  06/26/25
OP?
Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  06/27/25
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Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  07/09/25
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Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Fighting theater

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: out-of-control market mad cow disease

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Transparent base quadroon

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Fighting theater

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Fighting theater

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlour

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlour

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all police squad organic girlfriend

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Pontificating Puppy Useless Brakes

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Sienna naked rigpig crackhouse

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: obsidian stirring knife locus

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Fighting theater

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Fighting theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: frozen cumskin range

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Claret cheese-eating stead

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: insane dashing forum black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Mauve gas station turdskin

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: fuchsia doctorate sneaky criminal

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: wine flatulent boistinker

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Claret cheese-eating stead

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlour

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlour

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: flushed mexican

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Infuriating adulterous garrison internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)