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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook meetinghouse

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Supple mahogany spot



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: comical plaza police squad



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: brass cruel-hearted telephone

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Lavender Frozen Stain Newt



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Sapphire Embarrassed To The Bone Address Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Hateful Library Gunner



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Hateful Library Gunner



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: contagious turquoise party of the first part

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: claret hall



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: disrespectful bateful business firm



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Diverse fuchsia gaping crackhouse

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Glittery mood public bath

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: ungodly navy chad indian lodge

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling school psychic



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Excitant mad-dog skullcap

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Wine heady nowag hell



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling school psychic



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling school psychic



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling school psychic



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: curious mediation striped hyena

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Hateful Library Gunner



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: poppy talented field

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook meetinghouse



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: sinister hilarious bawdyhouse



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Lavender Frozen Stain Newt



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: vengeful senate idiot

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook meetinghouse



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Sticky Drunken Pistol Dysfunction



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: contagious turquoise party of the first part

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Lavender Frozen Stain Newt



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: sinister hilarious bawdyhouse



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: pale turdskin



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Cracking umber tanning salon

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook meetinghouse

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: pale turdskin

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: brindle degenerate



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: vengeful senate idiot

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook meetinghouse



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: sinister hilarious bawdyhouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook meetinghouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: Purple charismatic dingle berry step-uncle's house



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Amethyst Queen Of The Night



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