First time meeting this girl-- we hug and she says "hol...	Trip angry stead	06/20/16
That's when you flip the script and tell her to measure your...	up-to-no-good native	06/20/16
...	crawly gas station tank	06/21/16
...	laughsome brethren hairy legs	06/22/16
(Pimp)	useless federal keepsake machete	06/22/16
Use it to measure her percent body fat.	provocative ebony toaster abode	06/20/16
No fuckin way	180 stain	06/20/16
Exquisite flame. Well done, perfect. Elegant, all in a singl...	Chest-beating kitty cat	06/21/16
This happens more often than you think	aqua field	06/22/16
...	filthy hateful private investor	11/25/19
You can counter this by bringing your own tape measure which...	zippy talking ladyboy	06/22/16
On tinder I say I'm 5'10", those are two separate measu...	gaped opaque center	06/22/16
Serious suggestions on how to handle this if it happens agai...	Trip angry stead	06/22/16
When she starts measuring you just squeeze her love handles.	Fuchsia persian	06/22/16
assuming this somehow isn't flame i'm guessing a chick this ...	Mentally impaired effete roast beef	11/25/19
...	aqua field	11/25/19
stop lying about being a midget.	primrose infuriating stage marketing idea	11/25/19
You should bring calipers and a 10" dildo to first date...	Histrionic theatre hissy fit	11/25/19
should bring T.I.'s daughter's gynecologist	navy codepig site	11/25/19
...	Trip angry stead	11/25/19
...	Pearl home nibblets	11/25/19

Date: June 20th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Trip angry stead First time meeting this girl-- we hug and she says "hold on one sec" and pulls a tape measure out of her purse. I'm 5'10, but list my height as 6' on my profile. This girl is like 5'3". Needless to say, that was the end of the date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30750203)

Date: June 20th, 2016 9:34 PM Author: up-to-no-good native That's when you flip the script and tell her to measure your dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30750987)

Date: June 21st, 2016 9:52 AM Author: crawly gas station tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30753658)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 6:45 PM Author: laughsome brethren hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30765652)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: useless federal keepsake machete (Pimp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30767836)

Date: June 20th, 2016 9:37 PM Author: provocative ebony toaster abode Use it to measure her percent body fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30751013)

Date: June 20th, 2016 10:19 PM Author: 180 stain No fuckin way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30751403)

Date: June 21st, 2016 9:43 AM Author: Chest-beating kitty cat Exquisite flame. Well done, perfect. Elegant, all in a single poast. 180 for you. 180 for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30753616)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:35 AM Author: aqua field This happens more often than you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30762196)

Date: November 25th, 2019 4:21 PM Author: filthy hateful private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171086)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM Author: zippy talking ladyboy You can counter this by bringing your own tape measure which has fake markings such that your height shows up as six feet. The fake markings should also show her waist is bigger than it really is, so you can openly ask why a chill 6 foot bro should waste his time with a fattie. Completely puts her on the defensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30762220)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:39 AM Author: gaped opaque center On tinder I say I'm 5'10", those are two separate measurements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30762225)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 6:26 PM Author: Trip angry stead Serious suggestions on how to handle this if it happens again? I might just start wearing lifts to be on the safe side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30765520)

Date: June 22nd, 2016 6:27 PM Author: Fuchsia persian When she starts measuring you just squeeze her love handles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30765532)

Date: November 25th, 2019 8:11 PM Author: Mentally impaired effete roast beef assuming this somehow isn't flame i'm guessing a chick this crazy is already taking a careful look at your footwear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39172036)

Date: November 25th, 2019 4:27 PM Author: aqua field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171113)

Date: November 25th, 2019 4:28 PM Author: primrose infuriating stage marketing idea stop lying about being a midget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171119)

Date: November 25th, 2019 4:35 PM Author: Histrionic theatre hissy fit You should bring calipers and a 10" dildo to first dates. If the calipers show her bodyfat over 20% or the dildo slides in easily because she's blown out, leave immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171148)

Date: November 25th, 2019 4:40 PM Author: navy codepig site should bring T.I.'s daughter's gynecologist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171181)

Date: November 25th, 2019 5:29 PM Author: Trip angry stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171367)

Date: November 25th, 2019 7:55 PM Author: Pearl home nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171970)