Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:15 PM
Author: grizzly marvelous rehab
[AWKWAFINA]
Hey, wake up, wake up, wake up!
[DIGGS]
What?
[AWKWAFINA]
Hey, have you not seen the Azn rut?
[DIGGS]
Your cunt?
[AWKWAFINA]
No, the fever! The scuzz!
The who-settles-how-who-does-that, yeah, the Azn rut!
Well, I was browsing r/OnlineDating
My finger to the pulse
Then I came - nearly - masturbating
When she convulsed
Remember the beta?
Remember that five-foot-ten beta?
When he was like
"Um, actu- well I, would you, uh-um..."
[DIGGS]
I remember
[AWKWAFINA]
Well ever since!
The what's his name?
The guy with the scruff and the bald-
[DIGGS]
The "Cuck"?
[AWKWAFINA]
Yeah, the Cuck! Has been down on luck
He wants to
You know when humans act all wild like they're monkeys?
Some even look like monkeys?
But those are just Malaysians
I know a lot of different jungle Asians-
[DIGGS]
Awkwafina, I--
[AWKWAFINA]
Will. You. Just. Listen!
Diggs, he's got the Azn rut!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349590&forum_id=2#46383896)