Background:

Argentine is retired professional rugby player. Old but built like a bull. Racist against hispanics. Stubborn and intense.

Cuban:

Redneck physical trainer, lifts weights in driveway, kickboxes body bag hanging from porch, etc.

Both Trumpmos, both tuff guys. Argentine has a dog that follows him around, never on a leash. About 50 lbs, some kind of mutt, friendly but scary looking.

Cuban has two goldens, always leashed, but always high-tension, tearing at leash, jumbling over each other, scrambling and pulling his arm with full force.

I guess this morning the dogs got into it, words were exchanged. My doorbell rang I opened the door to find Argentina emotional beyond words, stuttering, pushing his dog at my house. Cuban was shirtless and stalking across the street with his arms raised.

All the convo that followed was in Spanish. FUCK YOU FAGGOT, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, IM GOING TO KILL YOU, FAGGOT, SON OF THE GREAT WHORE, SON OF THE WHORE OF SHIT, etc.. back and forth.

Cuba comes over and takes down Argentina, onto the path to my door. Im just standing there like a faggot holding a cup of coffee. I move onto Cuba's back, saying faggot shit, "Let go, calm down bro, etc."

Cuba has Argentina by the throat. Argentina lands some fists to Cuba's face. Blood now coming out.

I push the dog into my house and Cuba relents a moment while Argentina gets up and keeps punching. SON OF THE GREAT WHORE GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT COUNTRY, BALL-SUCKER.

Another neighbor comes out and gets in front of Cuba. I get in front of Argentina. Fucker is built like a gorilla, even at like 56 years old, and there's no way Im stopping him from anything. He's moving forward in increments of six inches, while Im providing zero resistence, at full push.

What follows is just a bunch of more shouting, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FAGGOT, IM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR WHORE MOTHER.

Some other neighbor calls the cops. Two obese black women cops show up. Ask to see my Ring doorbell video. "Doesnt work," I lie. More cops arrive.

They are all still out there and the dog is still here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718669&forum_id=2#48893205)

if a tree falls & noone is there etc

they basically needed you to preside over the situation, not physically restrain either of them, which is why they came over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718669&forum_id=2#48893389)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4041960&forum_id=2#36553385)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718669&forum_id=2#48893399)

I fuck you bloody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718669&forum_id=2#48894569)