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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Umber concupiscible water buffalo knife
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
bearded base
  05/30/25
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rough-skinned misanthropic fortuitous meteor background story
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
boyish location travel guidebook
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
drab potus famous landscape painting
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
frisky violent dopamine
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
ultramarine drunken heaven
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
frisky violent dopamine
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
contagious painfully honest corner pozpig
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Rambunctious judgmental skinny woman nursing home
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
twisted university
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone casino faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
iridescent frozen garrison
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Magenta razzle-dazzle toilet seat
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
iridescent frozen garrison
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Curious box office
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Stimulating orchid center
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Umber concupiscible water buffalo knife



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: bearded base

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: rough-skinned misanthropic fortuitous meteor background story



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: boyish location travel guidebook

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: drab potus famous landscape painting

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: frisky violent dopamine

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: ultramarine drunken heaven

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: frisky violent dopamine

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: contagious painfully honest corner pozpig

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Rambunctious judgmental skinny woman nursing home

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: twisted university

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone casino faggot firefighter

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: iridescent frozen garrison

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Magenta razzle-dazzle toilet seat

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: iridescent frozen garrison

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Curious box office

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Stimulating orchid center

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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