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olive striped hyena
  06/30/25
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Excitant Mustard Gunner Rigor
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
narrow-minded sickened stage
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Peach appetizing stock car
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
olive striped hyena
  06/30/25
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embarrassed to the bone curious keepsake machete really tough guy
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
narrow-minded sickened stage
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Big-titted red garrison clown
  07/02/25
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garnet racy gas station fortuitous meteor
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
olive striped hyena
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Glittery black tanning salon
  07/02/25
tp.
embarrassed to the bone curious keepsake machete really tough guy
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: olive striped hyena



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Excitant Mustard Gunner Rigor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded sickened stage

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Peach appetizing stock car

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: olive striped hyena

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone curious keepsake machete really tough guy



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: narrow-minded sickened stage

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Big-titted red garrison clown

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: garnet racy gas station fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: olive striped hyena

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Glittery black tanning salon

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone curious keepsake machete really tough guy

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)