\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
impertinent lemon menage
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/26/25
...
crusty gaping meetinghouse
  07/26/25
...
Translucent racy pocket flask
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Swashbuckling telephone
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/26/25
At a bar
Contagious yapping organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
...
crusty gaping meetinghouse
  07/26/25
...
splenetic casino hissy fit
  07/26/25
...
dull base
  07/26/25
...
French address
  07/26/25
...
Exhilarant pearl rehab
  07/26/25
...
aromatic forum coffee pot
  07/26/25
...
Lilac Mind-boggling Pit Cuckoldry
  07/26/25
...
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/26/25
...
beady-eyed jet generalized bond queen of the night
  07/26/25
...
Ebony alcoholic wagecucks multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
...
big university
  07/26/25
...
domesticated overrated school
  07/26/25
...
Lake stage
  07/26/25
...
burgundy godawful legend
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Lascivious up-to-no-good scourge upon the earth old irish cottage
  07/26/25
...
impertinent lemon menage
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Galvanic stage
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/26/25
...
impertinent lemon menage
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Galvanic stage
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
crusty gaping meetinghouse
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Multi-colored friendly grandma plaza
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/27/25
...
Spectacular Stain Station
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Indigo concupiscible heaven
  07/26/25
...
crusty gaping meetinghouse
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
exciting olive main people
  07/26/25
...
Ebony alcoholic wagecucks multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Snowy Rigor Antidepressant Drug
  07/26/25
...
beady-eyed jet generalized bond queen of the night
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Razzmatazz turquoise hominid
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Ebony alcoholic wagecucks multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Emerald Thriller Center Partner
  07/26/25
...
impertinent lemon menage
  07/26/25
...
Scarlet crackhouse stock car
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
impertinent lemon menage
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Claret patrolman depressive
  07/26/25
...
crusty gaping meetinghouse
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Slap-happy Navy Business Firm Reading Party
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Aphrodisiac senate fortuitous meteor
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
deranged fragrant mood nibblets
  07/27/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: impertinent lemon menage

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: crusty gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133074)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Translucent racy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling telephone

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Contagious yapping organic girlfriend

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: crusty gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133162)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: splenetic casino hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133333)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: dull base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133359)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: French address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133372)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: aromatic forum coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133408)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Lilac Mind-boggling Pit Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133413)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed jet generalized bond queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Ebony alcoholic wagecucks multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: big university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133762)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: domesticated overrated school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Lake stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: burgundy godawful legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134983)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good scourge upon the earth old irish cottage

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: impertinent lemon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Galvanic stage

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: impertinent lemon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Galvanic stage

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: crusty gaping meetinghouse

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored friendly grandma plaza

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Stain Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Indigo concupiscible heaven

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: crusty gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: exciting olive main people

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Ebony alcoholic wagecucks multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Snowy Rigor Antidepressant Drug

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed jet generalized bond queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz turquoise hominid

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Ebony alcoholic wagecucks multi-billionaire

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Center Partner

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: impertinent lemon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Scarlet crackhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: impertinent lemon menage

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Claret patrolman depressive

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: crusty gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy Navy Business Firm Reading Party

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac senate fortuitous meteor

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: deranged fragrant mood nibblets

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)