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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: primrose out-of-control therapy liquid oxygen This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: chartreuse alpha institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: bearded boistinker I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Adulterous stubborn orchestra pit if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: poppy selfie yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: gold stead scourge upon the earth Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Vengeful grizzly center digit ratio Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: gold stead scourge upon the earth Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: bearded boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Vengeful grizzly center digit ratio Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Cracking Jade Menage Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: poppy selfie delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: talking violent parlour poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: aphrodisiac travel guidebook space I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: poppy selfie dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Adulterous stubborn orchestra pit lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: poppy selfie oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: bearded boistinker He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Ultramarine Foreskin pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: glassy rigpig I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: submissive zombie-like hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Cobalt arousing hospital Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: adventurous orchid crotch station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: hyperventilating shimmering abode telephone Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Haunting bat shit crazy tank I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: talking violent parlour Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: adventurous orchid crotch station no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: talking violent parlour who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Obsidian Plaza Jew He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: talking violent parlour there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Obsidian Plaza Jew You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: talking violent parlour So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: adventurous orchid crotch station i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Onyx Clown He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Obsidian Plaza Jew No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: submissive zombie-like hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Onyx Clown You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Talented Hominid Set So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Ultramarine Foreskin the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: poppy selfie he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Bisexual hairless piazza mad-dog skullcap He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: comical hot house filthpig Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: aquamarine beady-eyed kitty who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Haunting bat shit crazy tank I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: adventurous orchid crotch station really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: very tactful really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: submissive zombie-like hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: curious codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: buff karate chapel Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Supple lake site Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: buff karate chapel He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Bateful elastic band Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: slap-happy cocky school in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Ivory yapping striped hyena nowag he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: slap-happy cocky school sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: hyperventilating shimmering abode telephone Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Supple lake site a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Bisexual hairless piazza mad-dog skullcap thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: salmon razzmatazz multi-billionaire how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: flesh charismatic den 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: adventurous orchid crotch station she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Stirring pit Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: submissive zombie-like hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Stirring pit Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: adventurous orchid crotch station You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Stirring pit Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: talking violent parlour Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: flesh charismatic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Onyx Clown She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: flesh charismatic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: flesh charismatic den ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Stirring pit If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Ultramarine Foreskin oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Topaz Galvanic Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: poppy selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Massive macaca philosopher-king once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: razzle cream depressive sweet tailpipe I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: hyperventilating shimmering abode telephone Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Milky nofapping parlor pisswyrm Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: self-centered shitlib NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521756) |