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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Lol wow holy shit
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  11/25/18
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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magenta cerebral french chef
  11/25/18
Anthony Bourdain all over again
Salmon jewess
  11/25/18
we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
useless violent hospital
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What’s going on ITT?
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  11/25/18
XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
electric institution
  11/25/18
Explain plz
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Massive slimy wrinkle
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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Dark dog poop
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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  11/25/18
It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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  11/25/18
I believe
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Unhinged school cafeteria idiot
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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  11/25/18
look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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electric institution
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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ty friend
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Lmao 180. Why was he getting concessions after seeing th...
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Can you post this on the nba subreddit
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One of the best Ricky stories ever told
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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which of the white kids was kitty?
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: aromatic kink-friendly native hominid



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296252)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Irradiated state idea he suggested

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Effete cracking useless brakes volcanic crater



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Rebellious liquid oxygen



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Vivacious Business Firm

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Salmon jewess

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Irradiated state idea he suggested

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Ocher Internet-worthy Set

RIP Charlie TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296764)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: titillating senate multi-billionaire



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: useless violent hospital

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299555)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Racy ladyboy stead

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296787)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: electric institution

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Walnut address ape



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: electric institution

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful feces

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Massive slimy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299441)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: electric institution

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37305554)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany center

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Dark dog poop



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria idiot

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Stag Film Milk

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: electric institution

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef

100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299742)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: electric institution

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Dark dog poop



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Massive slimy wrinkle

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: useless violent hospital

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: electric institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant pit alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984646)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Lake nighttime azn

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling painfully honest house mad cow disease



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Navy kitty

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account home

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged lay chad



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Black Erotic Property



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: magenta cerebral french chef



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: boyish honey-headed windowlicker

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Ocher Internet-worthy Set



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Exciting gaped queen of the night



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Bateful old irish cottage trump supporter

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant pit alpha



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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