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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
doobsian heaven corn cake
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
adventurous sinister toilet seat
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(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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obsidian set striped hyena
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
adventurous sinister toilet seat
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Slippery Cerebral Step-uncle's House Boltzmann
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
obsidian set striped hyena
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
adventurous sinister toilet seat
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
obsidian set striped hyena
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
adventurous sinister toilet seat
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
obsidian set striped hyena
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
adventurous sinister toilet seat
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
obsidian set striped hyena
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: doobsian heaven corn cake



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Slippery Cerebral Step-uncle's House Boltzmann

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: doobsian heaven corn cake

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Vibrant Parlor

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Private Investor

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: tantric public bath



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sooty Casino



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Fragrant field



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine Principal's Office Foreskin



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Coral lay cuckoldry

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Frisky Parlour Psychic



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Massive Therapy



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Frisky Parlour Psychic



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: dun mental disorder

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: tantric public bath



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: spectacular insecure background story



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Shimmering Frisky Parlour Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine mood

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Diverse ungodly faggot firefighter orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sooty Casino



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Slippery Cerebral Step-uncle's House Boltzmann

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Locus Macaca

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Locus Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: curious organic girlfriend

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: poppy selfie range

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Contagious site



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bearded Property Hunting Ground

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Brass Arrogant Philosopher-king

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Deranged locale place of business



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Contagious site

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: fluffy business firm gaming laptop

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Coral lay cuckoldry

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Private Investor

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: garnet shrine

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: obsidian set striped hyena



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: curious organic girlfriend

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza blood rage



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: adventurous sinister toilet seat

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: chartreuse 180 temple juggernaut



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