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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Sooty Kink-friendly Travel Guidebook Brethren
  11/17/23
feels like it
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Sooty Kink-friendly Travel Guidebook Brethren
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Sooty Kink-friendly Travel Guidebook Brethren
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
...
Grizzly Boltzmann Business Firm
  11/17/23
...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
Offensive Reading Party
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
ty
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
cr pick
deep filthpig public bath
  11/17/23
ty
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
tcw
Razzle-dazzle Gunner
  11/17/23
Ty
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
yapping step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
deep filthpig public bath
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
Vengeful marvelous pozpig
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
Vengeful marvelous pozpig
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
Vengeful marvelous pozpig
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Vigorous stain
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
*likes it*
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
Histrionic crimson keepsake machete
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
balding pocket flask resort
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
appetizing maize round eye
  11/17/23
cr
Contagious hospital
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
Contagious hospital
  11/18/23
...
Misanthropic roast beef den
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Sooty Kink-friendly Travel Guidebook Brethren

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Sooty Kink-friendly Travel Guidebook Brethren

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Sooty Kink-friendly Travel Guidebook Brethren

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Boltzmann Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Contagious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Offensive Reading Party

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: deep filthpig public bath

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Gunner

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: yapping step-uncle's house coldplay fan

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: deep filthpig public bath

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Vengeful marvelous pozpig

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Vengeful marvelous pozpig

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vengeful marvelous pozpig

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Vigorous stain

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson keepsake machete

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: balding pocket flask resort

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: appetizing maize round eye

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Contagious hospital

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: Contagious hospital

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: Misanthropic roast beef den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2#49454121)