For $5,000 I will get you on law review
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 10:21 AM Author: Sickened azn
$2,500 down and $2,500 when you make the law review.
Overnight me copies of your competition materials and I will write you a paper that will likely get you on the law review.
For reference, I am on law review, I have been editing assignments all year, and I have published two articles. I guarantee that I can write a better paper than you.
Given that law review will likely come as close to guaranteeing you a job as you can get, this is a small investment.
Everything will be anonymous, you can do your own cover pages and whatnot. BTW, most law reviews are anonymously graded anyways, so you will have a number instead of your name. I will have you send the package to my PO Box in DC with a money order for $2,500 inside.
Additionally, you can use my submission to glean ideas from for the paper you are writing, like writing onto the law review with an experiences partner.
I can only do one law review competition in any given period of time so hurry up, spaces are filling fast!
xoxolawreview@gmail.com
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977500)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:17 AM Author: snowy sound barrier
he can fuk someone without signing anything. just send a copy of what he wrote with an anonymous letter saying how it was done. the P.O. box he would be an issue for him, b/c u need a street address to get one. but he could solve this by doing the whole thing electronically. just find any random open wireless net anywhere and set up a tempinbox.com account or something to receive scanned copies of materials and to send completed papers back.
edit: duh. forgot about the money tho ...
well, anyway. assuming he can keep his identity secret somehow, he doesn't have to reveal it in order to out his customers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977692)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:35 AM Author: apoplectic macaca
You're missing the point. In my arrangement, the whole POINT is for some 3rd party to absolutely know the ID of both people. By verifying it from their IDs, from some basic research, etc.
This competent 3rd party (probably a PI or some nonpracticing attorney) stands in the middle of the transaction for the sole purpose of having both identities and making it mutually destructive for either party to go after the other. If they have a beef with each other, they appoint the middleman to solve the problem.
This can probably be done in half an hour for $100 or something. Not a huge cost when you're talking $5000 total bill. Small price to pay for peace of mind.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977786) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:51 AM Author: snowy sound barrier
sure, i get it. but only the OP is going to have first hand dealings and "trust" with this intermediary. how do customers know that the intermediary even knows who the OP is, or will carry through on the mutually assured destruction?
OP could just call some random douchebag on the phone and offer him cash to handle a few packages, nothing illegal involved, no face to face meeting, nothing. he can even open the packages if he wants to make sure he's not passing drugs or something. the intermediary has no liability and doesn't need to know anything.
in the end, ur still left with OP having the information edge -- he knows what skool u attend, and u know nothing about him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977891)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:59 AM Author: apoplectic macaca
Are you missing my point on purpose?
The 3rd party is a competent PI or nonpracticing lawyer who has a business of some sort doing this kind of stuff. Holding funds in escrow, holding information confidential. And he carries business insurance. And he hands a signed contract to each side, saying he has information about their transaction and will hold it forever, in a safe place, and will maintain it forever or until both parties are deceased, or whatever.
Before signing this and accepting the identity of both parties, the intermediary would have to verify both identities. They'd do the same thing for this transaction they do for all transactions they handle. Get absolute proof of identity, however it is they do that.
Both sides could see if the intermediary is legit or not, because they can look him up, do research, and treat it like a normal business transaction.
This would be a normal transaction for them. This stuff is not that novel at all. You really don't understand that?
If the student was ever outed, they would KNOW that the only person who knew about it was the intermediary and the OP who wrote their LR essay. They'd go to the intermediary and seek the ID of the OP and they would go about either obtaining the insurance proceeds and/or obtaining the OP's identity so they can sue him personally.
I guess there is always a .001% chance that the OP is some evil criminal genius hellbent on ruining law students. And that he'd be both a brilliant mastermind and a smooth operator that he could get the money, then turn on the student, and manage not to fuck up his life.
I doubt this. Highly doubtful. The lynchpin of this entire arrangement is--BOTH SIDES are on notice that they are known. BOTH SIDES have a huge incentive to move on with their lives and not consider outing the other side. There is an element of mutual destruction at work... makes it highly illogical for either side to dime on the other.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977926) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 1:47 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
d00d, u cannot sue anyone for revealing the *true fact* that u lied and cheated in an academic competition that made ur entire career possible, so nobody's "insurance" is going to pay u a dime. also, "reputable" escrow agents like attorneys and PIs are not in the business of helping u with anonymous transactions so u can better manage a scheme for ppl to cheat in graduate school.
sure, ppl have agents who represent them in deals without revealing who they are, but the agents know who the client is, and they understand the transaction that is taking place. nobody "reputable" is just going to pass packages for u without having some idea what is going on. once u explain why u need all the cloak and dagger shit for a $5,000 deal that you're paying them some petty fee to facilitate, they're just going to laugh in ur face and tell u to gtfo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10978538)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 10:49 AM Author: apoplectic macaca
But after the 2500 is paid, how would you force the person to pay the other 2500. You wouldn't know who they are, right?
And any effort to collect might end up fucking you over (out of a career).
I think you have a good idea... and it's not ILLEGAL, right? Only unethical? So you're not commiting crimes via the mails (Federal offense) you're just running a business.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977585) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 10:54 AM Author: Sickened azn
Yep, not illegal so there's no mail fraud involved.
It's a trust issue, someone trusts me with $2,500 not knowing my identity, I could just walk away with the money. I'm very good at this though, and would want the additional money. If I did run off with the money, it would become mail fraud, and I don't want any of that noise.
At the very least, I would likely know what school the law review materials came from. If not, some posting on here or LSD with the prompts would quickly clue me into what school the person goes to. From there, it's a matter of mailing the LR board of that school with the submission I wrote and an explanation of what occurred. I could stay anonymous and have the school's LR board find the person for me by comparing submissions (or re-doing the competition, if it came to that) and fucking them over without me ever having to get involved.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977594) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:41 AM Author: apoplectic macaca
I'm looking at this merely from a hypothetical standpoint.
I think this can be accomplished using a 3rd party as escrow.
When both sides realize that its in their best interest to keep it quiet and NOT hurt the other side, this can easily be done. See my other posts about this...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977829) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:02 AM Author: snowy sound barrier
as u said, ur safe b/c the other end has no idea who ur. what happens a few years from now when u rack up $250k in gambling debts and don't want to get ur legs broke, or ur moms needs a new liver or something?
i'm sure u would never do this, but my point is just that for ur customers there is nothing to stop it. as u pointed out, u will know what skool they attend. and u already noted that u can guarantee payment using just this threat.
this is also a lifetime liability, since it can fuck someone out of their professional license and entire career at any moment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977622)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:08 AM Author: apoplectic macaca
I'm seeing this as more of a problem for the receipient of the paper, though. For them, its a major problem that will never go away... it's lifelong.
You'd need to bring in a 3rd party to escrow your identity... unless you are targetting people who are desparate to make LR. In which case, you're opening up yourself to problems, because they may have marginal grades or be at marginal schools and then not make LR no matter what you submit... triggering possible problems for you with them being pissed off.
Also, those kind of people probably won't think as much before going after your identity.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977666) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:02 AM Author: Angry circlehead love of her life
Seems a pretty uneven exchange of info.
If the dood's going to send you his ls lr materials, he should at least receive confirmation of what ls you attend.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977630) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:37 AM Author: Big bisexual party of the first part stage
You are underselling your services.
That is worth at least 20K for any T2 or non-T14 T1 student.
THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977800) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 11:55 AM Author: Sickened azn
Okay, all these problems make me realize I would need to use an escrow.
What about this: Meet, in person only, and give me the LR materials with, say, $1,500. One week later (or however long the deadline for LR is), I meet back in the same place to exchange the completed note for another $1,500.
That way you're paying $3,000 (one week's biglaw pay) for a great shot at LR, almost guaranteed. That way I don't need to worry about trying to figure out if you made LR in the future or anything.
There are no names involved whatsoever, just two quick meetings.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10977910) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 12:42 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
ok, let's say u have a friend and i have a friend, neither of them lawyers or law students. i give my friend the comp. mat'ls and the cash, and he meets ur friend. a week later they meet again for the swap of the paper and the 2nd payment. are friends are not committing any crime, so they have no exposure here.
other than knowing what skool i attend, u have no idea who i am, and more important no way to contact me. hence it's pretty unpossible for u to make any future demand, without outing me in the process of figuring out who i am (thus destroying my incentive to pay u).
so, just arrange the meet with both sides using throwaway email accounts that u only access from random public open wireless networks. if anyone tries to set u up by making a bogus deal with u and posting video of it on youtube, all they're going to see is somebody passing shit to ur pal, who of course could care less.
now the only problem is, customers just have to take it on faith that whatever u write will be worth the $3k. i guess there might be enough ppl shitty enough at writing to figure it couldn't possibly be any worse than they could produce, and $3k is not that much money in the grand scheme of things.
of course, u could set this up with 20 ppl, pocket the $30k, and do nothing, which is a pretty sweet deal for u. u could also hand back a copy of some random law review article on a vaguely related topic for the second swap and score the whole amount. it's not like ppl dumb enough to need this service (let alone their non-law-student pals) are going to be able to figure it out at a glance, and ur sure as hell not going to hang around while they go check it against westlaw.
would i risk it? nah. seems like a pretty huge chance of paying $3k for nothing. plus you've still got the information edge on me, and i'm not certain that i've thought thru every way this whole thing could screw the pooch down the line (for instance: wut if ur just a d00d who wants to get off on outing a bunch of cheating strivers a year from now, without even making more money off it?).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10978103)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 3:25 PM Author: snowy sound barrier
well, if ur talking profile like that, then it's hard to believe a legit company is going to back u. i guess u could spin it as a service that just writes "model answers" for each law review competition, and ur not responsible for how ppl use them, if at all, in their own work. u could just sell them openly then.
but by definition, at any volume that would make a larger operation profitable, u will defeat ur own success. once more than one person at each school turns in ur answer or their own cobbled up shit based on it, they all get disqualified. it really only works if u have just one customer per school, so it's a very low volume and highly seasonal source of revenue -- not enough even to justify setting it up for most companies, probably.
that's even assuming u can get hold of the comp. mat'ls legitimately, which is simple enough for lr boards to prevent by just adding a non-disclosure agreement to their little honor pledge or whatever that u sign in order to enter the comps (i'd be stunned if this is not already in all of them). with a disclaimer like that, u won't get anyone to back u in selling answers when u have no legit access to the questions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#10979207)
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Date: March 8th, 2010 10:56 AM Author: poppy trip rehab
shitty deal. at $400/hr or so, you really think you can do this assignment in less than 25-30 hours?
if you're in ls and on lr and have published articles you're in a good position to write on at X's journal. but the people who really know what's needed, the extra analysis or realpolitik of the law from those in the trenches would be too expensive (like $50K at least) to pay to make LR when it won't guarantee a future job.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938598&forum_id=2#14331099) |
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