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TSLA EARNINGS: MISSED MASSIVELY. LMAO 180!
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM Author: Laughsome mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871627) |
Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM Author: Federal Peach Friendly Grandma don't b mean 2 tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871631) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Laughsome mood that's the only reason I post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871633) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Rusted faggotry https://x.com/DeItaone/status/1914772939498762672 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871632) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Laughsome mood LMFAO, just LMFAO. get that dumb jewish bitch TBF in this thread immediately. someone find him you will be rewarded handsomely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871639) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Rusted faggotry He's in Torah studies ecstasy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871648) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Laughsome mood how sticky do you think that Torah of his is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871652) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Rusted faggotry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb0CkGOZUWo&t=7s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871664) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Federal Peach Friendly Grandma based (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871645) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:57 PM Author: ultramarine orchestra pit Seems high (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871807) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Laughsome mood LMFAO. TSLA blames Trump trade war on its collapse. sure Elon, sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871650) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Drab stain hominid The company is fine this is just more lib derangement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871654) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Laughsome mood sure Elon, sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871658) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Drab stain hominid It is. Why do you feel you have to make these posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871660) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Laughsome mood sorry that citing reality offends you you dumb faggot. scurry back to your rathole now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871677) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:25 PM Author: bateful site the reality that the price has barely moved after hours?
clearly the market expected about this regardless of what the expert consensus expectations were.
also you poast about this shit 100x a day. i'm stating the obvious here but no one gives a shit that you "cite reality", it's that you spam the same shit constantly.
that is, you're deranged. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Laughsome mood 1. you're indian.
2. it's gonna fall this week, regardless of what some meme stock fag manipulators did right when the report was released. there was obviously manipulation.
3. you're indian. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:33 PM Author: bateful site at least those "meme stock fag manipulators" had a financial reason to open the report at release rather than just being a deranged loser who had his brain broke by elon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871733) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:35 PM Author: Laughsome mood counterpoint: ur stupid, always wrong, and indian. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871738) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:37 PM Author: bateful site that's not a counterpoint, it's a non-sequitur.
i'd love to hear why you're opening and poasting TSLA earnings news the minute it is announced beyond having your brain broke by elon. are you shorting it? you seem absolutely positive it's going to $0 so that's what a non-deranged person would do it your shoes. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Laughsome mood are you obtuse? when I want analysis on IRS scam centers I'll ask you. this topic is about stocks, therefore ur opinion isn't wanted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871749) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:39 PM Author: bateful site right so you have no financial stake in TSLA yet you poast about it 24/7.
you're deranged. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Laughsome mood (poasting in TSLA threads 24/7) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871761) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:25 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48874055) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM Author: Vivacious mint forum market doesn't seem to care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871716) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:29 PM Author: Rusted faggotry Seems like it's often that way. Bad earning report, stock goes up. Good earning report, stock goes down. No idea why, but I've seen it plenty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871722) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:27 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. You're missing that stock isn't about "good" or "bad" but rather how the new data has missed, met or exceeded existing expectations that were priced in. Investors already knew this wouldn't be a great quarter which is why the stock fell over the last few months. But it actually wasn't as bad as many expected and so it went up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48874063) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:33 PM Author: Laughsome mood TSLA hasn't crashed within a half hour of horrendous earnings report
Trumpmos: TSLA IS STILL AMAZING! |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:35 PM Author: bateful site are you being obtuse or do you really not know how the markets work?
yes, when a company reports devastating news the market moves in fractions of a second. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Laughsome mood response: ur indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871744) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:39 PM Author: bateful site yeah i guess the "meme stock manipulators" bought a bunch of TSLA from people exiting the stock after it MASSIVELY MISSED EARNINGS. and they'll sell it for a loss tomorrow. makes sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871754) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:39 PM Author: Laughsome mood (indian who doesn't understand how meme stocks operate but does understand the inner workings of a scam call center quite well) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871756) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 10:52 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) where are we at on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48873525) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Laughsome mood wow this thread is gonna each 100+ poasts in an hour if the indian man keeps spazzing out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871760) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:57 PM Author: cerebral home shitlib Up .20%, prob all buybacks lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871809) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:02 PM Author: overrated cruel-hearted masturbator https://x.com/StockSavvyShay/status/1914776952952803762 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871823) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Big field marketing idea Is this WLMAS or obeezy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871825) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:04 PM Author: overrated cruel-hearted masturbator Earnings down 71% due to boycott. We can do better. Let's make it 100% next quarter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48871826) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:18 AM Author: amber irradiated prole TSLA stock up 5.4% after hours. Elon just made over $9 billion.
lol. U mad? |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. It always tanks a few days after a shitty earnings/vehicle sales report (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48873183) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:28 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Up over 7% today. Womp womp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48874066) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 4:22 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. how about now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48874811) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Aaaand it is back and then some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48877707) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Cyberpunk Age Pervert Doge discovered that 71% of Tesla sales were mysteriously missing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48874070) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:49 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Maybe he’s returning to Tesla to find the real fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48874187) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 5:15 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., https://x.com/teslaconomics/status/1915092747087909106?s=61 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48875054) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 5:22 PM Author: ,.,,,. It's no longer about cars but about who becomes the robotaxi king. If tsla succeeds Uber and goog go out of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48875074) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 6:32 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Surely this will be Tesla’s greatest success (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48875225) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: ...,....,,........ lol, nobody is going to invest in that shit.
The fact that Tesla still hasn't developed a working AV in 2025 is proof that the shit is YEARS from being ready to roll out to the public. |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. That is ridiculous. Uber is a platform for delivery and taxi service, which Tesla doesn't have. Even if Tesla creates a robotaxi, it is far more likely that Uber and Lyft will just buy them from Tesla and continue to operate their existing platforms. Same for Grubhub/Seamless, Doordash, and maybe even UPS and Fedex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48877787) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: THE KING OF RALLIES yeah totally sounds like something Elon would do - not crush the shitlib competition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48877925) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: ,.,,,. Ah no. Uber got absolutely nothing in terms of service. In europe I use bolt. In Russia I used yandex taxi. I remember how in Russia someone tried to rip me off and I called yandex taxi and they texted my American phone # to say that Uzbeki got a warning and a fine. Next time he is off the platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48879587) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,.., that's great, Bor. in America ppl use uber. and sometimes lyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48880574) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. people will boycott Tesla’s taxis too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48877939) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... So in the absolute best case scenario, maybe some time this year Tesla might be able to do a shittier version of what Waymo has been doing for 5+ years in one city where Waymo is already operating? That totally justifies paying 160 times earnings for its stock. I'm far from an Elon/Tesla hater; I think they make fantastic cars. But I also think their valuation is nutty. If I were a TSLA investor, I would want them to lean into their big advantage with respect to their FSD technology (which IMHO is the best general-purpose driving assistance software on the market even if it is not yet very close to being fully autonomous) than trying to beat Waymo despite being five years behind them. But what do I know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48880599) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: .....,,,,,...,,,,,..,.,,,,,.,,. Tesla’s approach of relying only on cameras (when Waymo has both cameras and LiDAR) is a huge mistake imo. Elon says they’re doing it because LiDAR is “Waymo expensive.” But LiDAR cost has decreased dramatically (like by 99%) in the last 10 years and is only getting cheaper. When you consider the amortized cost per mile driven, it’s practically nothing.
And remember that FSD is technology that makes people anxious wrt safety. I’ve meet tons of people who just refuse to get in a Waymo because it’s scary. Waymo is just going to be inherently safer at the margins because it’ll be able to see in fog, rain and sun flare when even a human couldn’t. Tesla is gambling that people will just accept an inferior technology when Waymo is a capable competitor. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... I agree with all of that. I think trying to compete head-to-head with Waymo is a big mistake. Waymo's big weakness right now is that it only works in a few warm-weather cities. Tesla's FSD works everywhere. I think a much better strategy would be to try to convince a few major insurance companies to give significant discounts for FSD and then license it everywhere. They could be printing money for a long time because there are no real competitors. But instead they want to try to compete in an arena where Waymo is years ahead of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48881078) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: ,.,,,. If they're actually able to do a robotaxi they are 5x cheaper and so drive waymo out of business. "Insurance discount" with driver assist would mean that insurance takes full risk for any accidents that happen, not tesla. It's the same as a driver sitting in the back seat when tesla tells him he is fully responsible If there is an accident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48881150) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... JFC how stupid are you? Literally everything you said here is idiotic. I'm not even sure where to start:
1) There is zero evidence that the cybercab is 5x cheaper than Waymo. 2) Even if it is, who gives a shit? The cost of the vehicle is a one-time fixed cost. If you take care of the battery, an EV can stay on the road for a decade or more with minimal maintenance. 3) Even if Tesla saves money by not using lidar (a very questionable assumption), they are going to lose far more by not being able to operate in darkness, fog, heavy rain, etc. 4) No shit the driver is responsible if a Tesla gets in an accident while using FSD. How the fuck is that even relevant?
Since you clearly aren't very smart, let me spell it out for you: Insurance companies give discounts to drivers who use technology that can reduce accidents. Anti-lock brakes jump to mind immediately. Suppose Tesla can show that FSD reduces the risk of getting in an accident by 80% (just making up a number). Insurance companies agree to cut premiums by $150 per month to drivers who use FSD. Since the cost of FSD is $100 per month, you still save $50 per month by subscribing and you get a self-driving car to boot. Every driver in the country with a compatible vehicle will be using FSD, which is potentially tens (or hundreds) of millions in pure profit going into Tesla's coffers every month. That seems like a far better bet than trying to beat Waymo at their own game. |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: gibberish (?) But what about global warming? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48877801) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: """'"'"""'' there are dozens of other brands that sell electric vehicles and consumers will just choose those. Thought you guys loved capitalism? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48879591) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,.., they're all pieces of shit though. part of capitalism is not being forced to use inferior products (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48880577) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714747&forum_id=2#48880530) |