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Forgot About Whokebe

Two years ago, in a moment of depression and self-doubt, I w...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/08/09
I just established a spendthrift trust that requires my bene...
dead personal credit line gas station
  10/08/09
...
dead personal credit line gas station
  10/08/09
LOL
stubborn place of business
  10/12/09
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  04/10/10
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  08/30/10
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  08/30/10
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emerald nursing home
  01/07/12
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bespoke marketing idea pocket flask
  01/13/12
thankyou for bringing this to my attention
comical fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse
  01/13/12
...
Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre
  10/08/09
poor dood he tries so hard
anal lodge
  10/08/09
wtf, edit that d00d
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/08/09
...
Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre
  10/08/09
lol, wasn't me. I'm your FRIEND.
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/08/09
...
Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre
  10/08/09
I was just kidding. I make posts that recognize your unique...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/08/09
ty
Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre
  10/08/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  03/19/10
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  12/06/09
Mad props mah BBN
Fuchsia stirring abode
  01/14/10
oh SHIT
rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook
  10/08/09
...
Submissive Mind-boggling Garrison Athletic Conference
  10/08/09
bro im high. this was incredible. especially as a dood whoke...
Exciting love of her life
  10/08/09
ty
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/08/09
i should start all my posts with "bro im high"
Contagious Sickened Institution
  05/23/10
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dead personal credit line gas station
  10/08/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/09/09
Fuck me. Anybody got the link to that whole 180 thread?
Outnumbered sneaky criminal
  10/09/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&mc=4...
rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook
  10/09/09
Oh my god I fucking love you. I searched for half an hour. ...
Outnumbered sneaky criminal
  10/09/09
:)
rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook
  10/09/09
kewl
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/09/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/10/09
NEVAR STOP POASTING
Crimson Whorehouse
  10/10/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/11/09
i haven't come to grips with this thread yet.
Titillating Rose Idiot Dilemma
  10/11/09
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vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/12/09
...
Crimson Whorehouse
  10/12/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/19/09
180
Wonderful Angry Box Office
  10/19/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/24/09
i liked this a lot
Carnelian racy church
  10/24/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  11/24/09
man ty
histrionic tan round eye
  11/24/09
wow. really fuckin good.
dull house-broken headpube stain
  11/24/09
motherfuckers act like they forgot about whokebe.
Garnet sinister parlour
  11/24/09
FUCK yes
Contagious Sickened Institution
  12/06/09
Still Carl Spackler and Who-ke-be (Guess who's back) Still,...
Pink Toilet Seat
  12/06/09
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  12/13/09
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  01/14/10
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  01/23/10
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Brindle aromatic indian lodge community account
  03/19/10
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Contagious Sickened Institution
  03/24/10
...
vengeful mahogany selfie
  04/10/10
180
Contagious Sickened Institution
  04/10/10
180
sexy coldplay fan
  04/10/10
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  04/18/10
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180
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  07/01/10
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  02/21/11
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rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook
  10/04/11
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vengeful mahogany selfie
  10/04/11
wow
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  01/13/12





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie

Two years ago, in a moment of depression and self-doubt, I went to an Atlanta hole-in-the-wall looking for a drink. The place was a run-down club with pipes on the ceiling and a darkly lit stage against one wall. I was just about to order my drink at the bar when suddenly a light hit the stage and everyone in the place rushed up to the stage to get close. That's when I saw him: Whokebe, dressed in a blue hooded sweat shirt, laying down a book by Pynchon he'd just been reading in the dark. He was handed a mike, and as a beat began Whok started spitting. Fortunately my photographic memory recorded for posterity each line he gave. They were:

Y'all know me, still the same ol' Whokebe

But I been low key

Writin novels in the library

Hated on by most these postas with no sense, no friends, and no solzy

Mad at me cause I can easily rack up 180s

Got a name that's famous on the internet

Go to your Google search bar and they'll put my name in it

But what, did y'all think I'd let my rep freeze?

Nigga, please

You better bow down on both knees

Who else talks bout literary illuminaries?

Who you think inspired those Whokebe tees?

Y'all better listen up closely

All you postas that said that I'm fucked, or that my excerpt sucked

Y'all are the reason that Whok ain't gettin no sleep

So FUCK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!

Y'all are gonna keep fuckin around wit me

And turn me from the literary

(Here Carl Spackler stepped up and dropped:

Nowadays everybody wanna post parody threads like they got somethin witty to say

But when I open up and see nothin inside, I realize with sorrow that the days of Whok have died

So how do you reply to somebody who ain't kind?

Just study a line from my main guy

One day I was loggin on, with my iPod on, when I saw a post

Tryin to fuckin roast

The Kindness Club

Fuck that shit; I replied to that bitch

And when Rowan showed up I flipped a switch

And dropped some Whok-a-tonics

Told her she fucked dudes who spoke ebonics

From here on out it's GR Two

Startin today and tomorrow's the new

And I'm still loco enough

To post some personal shit and out you)

(Whok again:)

If it was up to me, you motherfuckers would stop postin bout me

With your eyes wide looking towards me

When my last thread was out, you wasn't bumpin me!

But now that I got this following

Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease

But you won't get a crumb from me

Cause I studied the works of HUXLEY

All these new postas: who you think inspired 'em all?

Now you wanna run around talkin bout friends like I ain't got none

What you think I lost 'em all?

Cause I stay logged off?

Cause I been in the park, with a pen and a pad

tryin to get this damn novel off?

I ain't havin that: this is the millenium of Whokebe

It ain't gon' be nothin after that

So give me one more 180

and fuck XO, you can have it back

So where's all the mad postas at?

It's like a jungle in this habitat

But all you fags wantin to be satiated, know that I was being rated

Before any code was even written by rach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940401)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: dead personal credit line gas station

I just established a spendthrift trust that requires my beneficiaries to bump this thread twice a day until they hit 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940417)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: dead personal credit line gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941112)





Date: October 12th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: stubborn place of business

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974284)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:17 PM
Author: sexy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666013)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: sexy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15926967)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Charcoal flickering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15926999)





Date: January 7th, 2012 9:46 PM
Author: emerald nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19732248)





Date: January 13th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: bespoke marketing idea pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19772000)





Date: January 13th, 2012 12:39 AM
Author: comical fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse

thankyou for bringing this to my attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19772017)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940422)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:32 PM
Author: anal lodge

poor dood he tries so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940452)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:33 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie

wtf, edit that d00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940459)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940470)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie

lol, wasn't me. I'm your FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940475)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940481)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie

I was just kidding. I make posts that recognize your uniqueness man. Most posters here have gotten boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940505)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Adulterous silver multi-billionaire theatre

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940515)





Date: March 19th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14437214)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468068)





Date: January 14th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia stirring abode

Mad props mah BBN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13809241)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook

oh SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940564)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Submissive Mind-boggling Garrison Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941141)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:24 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life

bro im high. this was incredible. especially as a dood whokebian. im a dre fan too. my new favorite xo post of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941241)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941430)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:22 AM
Author: Contagious Sickened Institution

i should start all my posts with "bro im high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061194)





Date: October 8th, 2009 11:50 PM
Author: dead personal credit line gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12942119)





Date: October 9th, 2009 6:44 AM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944046)





Date: October 9th, 2009 6:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered sneaky criminal

Fuck me. Anybody got the link to that whole 180 thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944048)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:31 AM
Author: rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944082)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:40 AM
Author: Outnumbered sneaky criminal

Oh my god I fucking love you. I searched for half an hour. I OWE YOU BIG, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944088)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:41 AM
Author: rusted maniacal stage travel guidebook

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944090)





Date: October 9th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie

kewl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12948010)





Date: October 10th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12953420)





Date: October 10th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: Crimson Whorehouse

NEVAR STOP POASTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12953462)





Date: October 11th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12961611)





Date: October 11th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Titillating Rose Idiot Dilemma

i haven't come to grips with this thread yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12962401)





Date: October 12th, 2009 10:33 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974260)





Date: October 12th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: Crimson Whorehouse

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974795)





Date: October 19th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13030564)





Date: October 19th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Angry Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13030691)





Date: October 24th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13074859)





Date: October 24th, 2009 10:22 PM
Author: Carnelian racy church

i liked this a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13076586)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360860)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: histrionic tan round eye

man ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360876)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: dull house-broken headpube stain

wow. really fuckin good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360882)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Garnet sinister parlour

motherfuckers act like they forgot about whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360988)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: Contagious Sickened Institution

FUCK yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468131)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:43 PM
Author: Pink Toilet Seat

Still Carl Spackler and Who-ke-be (Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, right?

[Whok]

Oh for sure, check me out

It's still 'kebe Day, A.K.

Before I chrome the lot, can't keep it home a lot

'cause when I frequent the threads that I'm known to rock

You hear the bass from the trunk when I'm on the block

Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say whok fell off

How? My last poast was 180

They want to know if he still got it

They say poastin's changed, they want to know how I feel about it

[Rach - singing]

If you ain't up on pace

[Whokebe]

Whokebe is the name, I'm ahead of my game

Still, puffing my leafs, still with the streets

Still not loving police (Uh huh)

Still rock my pumps with a ball and hair grease

Still got love for the streets, repping xo

Still the site bangs, still doing my thang

Since I left, ain't too much changed, still

[Chorus:]

[C+C]

I'm representing for them gangsters all across the world

Still hitting them corners in them low low's girl

[Whok]

Still taking my time to perfect the beat

And I still got love for the streets, it's the Ke-Be-E [Repeat 2x]

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends

Well, hell, me and KoR, we dipping again

Kept my ear to the streets, signed CCN

He's triple platinum, doing 50 a week

Still, I stay close to the heat

And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet

My life is like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat

Treat my poasts like Cali weed, I smoke till I sleep

Wake up in the A.M., compose a screed

I bring the fire till you're soaking in your seat

It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the troop

It's "Turn Out the Lights" from the Solz + Spackler Cru

I'm still at it, After-mathematic

In the home of drivebys and ak-matics

Choke fucks, lengthy screeds, and bad traffic

I dip through then I get skin, Ke-E-Be

[Chorus]

It ain't nothing but more hot shit

Another classic thread for y'all to vibe with

Whether you're cooling in tha basement with your fly bitch

Laid back in the shack, play this track

I'm representing for the poasters all across the world

(Still hitting them threads in them low low's girl)

I'll break your neck, damn near put your face in your lap

Try to be the king but the ace is back

[TBF]

So if you ain't up on thangs

[Whokebe]

Whok be the name still running the game

Still got it wrapped like Ted Huang

Still ain't tripping, love to see young n00bz get money

Spend time out the hood, blastin niggers up to no good

Hit my boys off with jobs, no more living hard

Barbeques every day, driving fancy cars

Still gonna' get mine regardless

[Chorus x1.5]

[FBD]

Like that, right back up in ya

'95 plus four pennies

Add that shit up, K-B-E right back on top of thangs

Smoke some with your dog

No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!

Some of that real sticky icky

A little weed, put it in the air

For you's a fool D.R.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468211)





Date: December 13th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13537718)





Date: January 14th, 2010 8:16 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13809133)





Date: January 23rd, 2010 2:17 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13888899)





Date: March 19th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Brindle aromatic indian lodge community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14435089)





Date: March 24th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: Contagious Sickened Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14488441)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14665988)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:16 PM
Author: Contagious Sickened Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666001)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: sexy coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666017)





Date: April 18th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14745482)





Date: May 1st, 2010 12:52 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14877192)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:18 AM
Author: Contagious Sickened Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061191)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:22 AM
Author: peach prole stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061195)





Date: May 30th, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: peach prole stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15118004)





Date: June 18th, 2010 8:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac talking national macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15281769)





Date: June 18th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: scarlet factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15281861)





Date: July 1st, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: glittery roommate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15393717)





Date: July 1st, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: big haunting keepsake machete

my god my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15393739)





Date: August 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: vengeful mahogany selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15795939)





Date: November 30th, 2010 11:31 PM
Author: Poppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#16688046)





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Author: Thirsty Citrine Piazza Hominid



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