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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Bateful unholy really tough guy
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
adventurous address
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Greedy karate
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Lascivious Self-centered Boistinker Pisswyrm
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Comical Regret Partner
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/28/21
...
Titillating internal respiration
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Greedy karate
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Effete mustard house
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Bateful unholy really tough guy
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
crawly coffee pot alpha
  04/27/21
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violent territorial sex offender
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
at-the-ready famous landscape painting genital piercing
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Greedy karate
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
at-the-ready famous landscape painting genital piercing
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Marvelous native
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
crawly coffee pot alpha
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Spectacular mischievous mad cow disease
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
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puce stage
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
up-to-no-good spot scourge upon the earth
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
contagious affirmative action
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
up-to-no-good spot scourge upon the earth
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Lascivious Self-centered Boistinker Pisswyrm
  08/15/22
...
Canary Thirsty Gas Station Pistol
  05/12/24
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Soul-stirring meetinghouse mental disorder
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
Zippy halford
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
electric police squad cuckoldry
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
...
Disgusting learning disabled indian lodge place of business
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
galvanic crusty range
  08/15/22
...
crawly coffee pot alpha
  08/15/22
...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
motley indecent brethren
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Mewling university tattoo
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
crawly coffee pot alpha
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Iridescent mother institution
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Titillating internal respiration
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
honey-headed property keepsake machete
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Comical Regret Partner
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Spectacular mischievous mad cow disease
  04/28/21
lol
crawly coffee pot alpha
  08/15/22
lol
Henna den feces
  08/15/22
...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Bateful unholy really tough guy
  08/15/22
...
Thriller private investor
  08/15/22
...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  02/07/24
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  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
Thriller private investor
  08/16/22
...
maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
We survived.
Titillating internal respiration
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
crawly coffee pot alpha
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Bat-shit-crazy blathering church building
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
poppy faggotry field
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
bull headed brunch goal in life
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Bateful unholy really tough guy

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: adventurous address

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Greedy karate

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Self-centered Boistinker Pisswyrm

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Comical Regret Partner

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Titillating internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Greedy karate

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Effete mustard house

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Bateful unholy really tough guy

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: crawly coffee pot alpha

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: violent territorial sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: at-the-ready famous landscape painting genital piercing

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Greedy karate

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: at-the-ready famous landscape painting genital piercing

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous native

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: crawly coffee pot alpha

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Spectacular mischievous mad cow disease

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: puce stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: up-to-no-good spot scourge upon the earth

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: contagious affirmative action

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spot scourge upon the earth

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Self-centered Boistinker Pisswyrm

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Canary Thirsty Gas Station Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring meetinghouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Zippy halford

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: electric police squad cuckoldry

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Disgusting learning disabled indian lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: galvanic crusty range

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: crawly coffee pot alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: motley indecent brethren

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Mewling university tattoo

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: crawly coffee pot alpha

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Iridescent mother institution

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Titillating internal respiration

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: honey-headed property keepsake machete

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Comical Regret Partner

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Spectacular mischievous mad cow disease

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: crawly coffee pot alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Henna den feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Bateful unholy really tough guy

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Thriller private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: arousing theater stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Thriller private investor

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Titillating internal respiration

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: crawly coffee pot alpha

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy blathering church building

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: poppy faggotry field

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: bull headed brunch goal in life

what about bk's cheesey fries

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