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26 yrs old virgin. about to get a hooker. taking Qs
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Date: August 14th, 2010 4:37 AM Author: Floppy Well-lubricated Rigor just turned 26 today. im bored, so decided to get a hooker to become a real man. ask away |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 4:38 AM Author: Maroon out-of-control turdskin its your birthday you should be out celebrating with friends! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15785728) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: House-broken Offensive Windowlicker this drove me to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788425) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: Maroon out-of-control turdskin i am looking back at what i wrote last night and hope i didn't hurt his feelings :(
bdays should be spent with friends, not hookers tho |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:55 PM Author: Adventurous elite mad cow disease congratulations. you have made one of the best decisions of your life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787364) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: swashbuckling submissive spot Seems like a reasonable solution to a real problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15792027) |
Date: August 14th, 2010 4:39 AM Author: lake comical box office good luck man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15785733) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:52 PM Author: know-it-all gaping http://www.jerrysofficecherrys.com/Models/Nicolette.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787343) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:27 PM Author: magical house Where did you find THAT ttt site? Half the girls are disgusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788387) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: boyish public bath I think you're supposed to fuck the other half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788513) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:53 PM Author: Razzle emerald kitchen fanboi thought this was estrada (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787348) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: Self-absorbed smoky place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15787375) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: irate field Whats wrong with you? Seriously, why have you not gotten laid yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788052) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:27 PM Author: Bistre impressive corn cake Why are you selling out, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788389) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: Violet hilarious stag film personal credit line congrats, tell us how it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788395) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: Frozen red factory reset button God damn...how does one get to 26 w/out losing his virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788398) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: grizzly beady-eyed cruise ship it's more common than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788401) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: irate field are there stats out on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788408) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:29 PM Author: Bistre impressive corn cake Not that hard. Once you get to 21 you sort of hit cruise control.
Odds are I'll be a 26 year old virgin in a few years. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: irate field ????
explain why you haven't been able to get laid thus far? |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Bistre impressive corn cake I'm just that talented, dawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788440) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: irate field :( it must be really bad, sowwwieee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788457) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Bistre impressive corn cake nah man, I'm cool with it
I had some offers in college and turned them down |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: Plum excitant weed whacker you're clearly a faggot as anyone who's ever read anything you've written could've told your faggot ass a long time ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15792075) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Frozen red factory reset button Why? Fat? Ugly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788423) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Lilac Dashing Internal Respiration did you get into LS at like 20 or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788424) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Bistre impressive corn cake no, 21 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788445) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Vivacious Metal Library how old are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788433) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Bistre impressive corn cake will be 25 very soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788472) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: grizzly beady-eyed cruise ship this thread is depressing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788399) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: slippery roommate theatre aren't you a virgin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788415) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: irate field lol do you have any GF's who decide to do something like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788426) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:28 PM Author: Vivacious Metal Library this seems pretty emasculating actually, not a "becoming a real man" rite of passage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788400) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: Copper Wonderful Tank Tanning Salon He'll fuck a hot chick. I'm not seeing the advantage of bagging a drunk bar slut fatty over what he's doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788465) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy talented hall elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788481) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Lilac Dashing Internal Respiration STDs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788482) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Copper Wonderful Tank Tanning Salon Are you referring to the drunk bar slut fatty or the hooker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788496) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: Lilac Dashing Internal Respiration hooker I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788511) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation Bar sluts aren't exactly squeeky clean, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791147) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: irate field Self confidence bro. At least he will be able to say he got a chick without paying her (even if she is a fat, drunk slore and he dropped $80 on the tab). A lot of doods have their first experience drunk and then go on a none stop pussy bashing fest after that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788501) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:37 PM Author: Copper Wonderful Tank Tanning Salon As long as he earned the money, he earned the girl. And I'm not a bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788533) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: slippery roommate theatre how many hookers has fish banged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788590) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:44 PM Author: Copper Wonderful Tank Tanning Salon None. Being pro-hooker is more my thing than his. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788621) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:45 PM Author: slippery roommate theatre no, but seriously, how many hookers has your husband banged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788630) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:57 PM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation 0. Doesn't mean I wouldn't if I were in OP's position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791170) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:54 PM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation "At least he will be able to say he got a chick without paying her (even if she is a fat, drunk slore and he dropped $80 on the tab)."
Wtf is the sense in this? He can bang an 8.5 by paying her $200 or a 2-3 by paying $80 for drinks? And the latter is somehow better? |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:47 PM Author: Vivacious Metal Library well basically he's a horny 26 yo virgin who hasnt managed to score ANYTHING in the past decade or so, and now has to PAY to lose his virginity. yeah, a REAL MAN ofsofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788648) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: Concupiscible duck-like piazza jew he's aware that he is a loser. You want to rub it in, why exactly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788856) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: Vivacious Metal Library the emasculating post was for op, where i thought i was being nice but conveying that i thought this was probably not a good idea the mean post was for MND, b/c she's stupid so i had to get through to her somehow, now didnt i? |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 9:28 PM Author: Concupiscible duck-like piazza jew i am pro-being-mean-to-mandy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15790519) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation This isn't to say he couldn't have hit on drunk 2-3s that would fuck anything. He might just think that is fucking disgusting and prefer to bang an hot chick even if it means costing a bit more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791156) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:38 PM Author: Adventurous elite mad cow disease it would " seem so" but your body cant tell the difference ( well it * can * tell the difference between madly in love sex and reg gf sex but it * cannot* tell the difference between regular GF sex and escort sex.)
i know you girls which that wasnt the case and that you weren't as expendable as you actually are. sorry |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: Histrionic french menage good post
op is going to have his cock and balls stimulated and ejaculate everywhere gg |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Lilac Dashing Internal Respiration SUMMON: Basement Virgin Worrying About STDs Master Man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788488) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:08 PM Author: Concupiscible duck-like piazza jew I hope you do research on erotic review or eros guide or whatever, other wise getting trannypwned could scar you for life.
Or you'll get your kidney stolen. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: saffron electric whorehouse i don't think this is a good idea. you're going to cum in 5 thrusts, that HARDLY counts as losing your virginity. what i think you should do is go on match//okcupid and start messaging decent girls. ime, the girls on those site (particularly okcupid) are down to fuck quickly. they'll also understand that the first time having sex with someone is often bad, so they'll stick around a for a few sessions. to have decent sex, you need to do it at least a few times with the same person. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: irate field very very credited. that will actually help you get your life on track. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15788912) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 9:27 PM Author: Concupiscible duck-like piazza jew "often bad" is not what you would call a 26 year old virgin's first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15790506) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation "you're going to cum in 5 thrusts, that HARDLY counts as losing your virginity."
Oh come on, this is how EVERYONE loses their virginity whether it is with someone paid or not. |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: coiffed big church sex offender took me half an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791209) |
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Date: August 14th, 2010 11:06 PM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation Seriously? I can't do half an hour of pumping if I haven't had sex recently. No way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791216) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 12:24 AM Author: Amber aphrodisiac business firm dopamine 26 year old virgins probably masturbate 26 times a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791772) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 12:32 AM Author: Primrose Reading Party Mediation I doubt it. If you have that kind of sex drive you'd get a hooker at 18 when your first student loan check arrives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791841) |
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Date: August 15th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: Motley stubborn pistol MAny Happy Returns, dood! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15791848) |
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Date: August 24th, 2010 5:46 PM Author: Magenta startling stead did you go through with it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1395450&forum_id=2#15869784) |