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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
adulterous center
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
adulterous center
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office
  09/20/14
ok
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Good
hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Full stops?
hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
Umber misunderstood institution goyim
  09/20/14
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hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
titillating boistinker
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
adulterous center
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
adulterous center
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
low-t fortuitous meteor
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
wonderful sinister ratface
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
adulterous center
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
curious public bath hunting ground
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
adulterous center
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
Cerebral place of business
  09/20/14
...
purple confused plaza
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
adulterous center
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
Cerebral place of business
  09/20/14
...
beady-eyed temple rigpig
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
Pontificating bull headed hissy fit church building
  09/20/14
...
jet-lagged new version elastic band
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
adulterous center
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
Impressive jet stock car sound barrier
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
Pontificating bull headed hissy fit church building
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
erotic tanning salon azn
  10/23/14
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stimulating sooty school cafeteria idea he suggested
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
flesh spectacular kitchen
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
swollen azure stain
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
Soul-stirring Brethren
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
Soul-stirring Brethren
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
Soul-stirring Brethren
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
adulterous center
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
adulterous center
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
Soul-stirring Brethren
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
adulterous center
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
Soul-stirring Brethren
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
adulterous center
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
Pontificating bull headed hissy fit church building
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
anal fishy pisswyrm stead
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
supple dog poop
  09/20/14
...
adulterous center
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
Soul-stirring Brethren
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
sick chad personal credit line
  10/23/14
lol earl
stimulating sooty school cafeteria idea he suggested
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Mauve cracking space hominid
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MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!
  09/11/25
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MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!
  09/11/25


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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: adulterous center

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: adulterous center

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Umber misunderstood institution goyim

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: hairless chrome hairy legs principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: titillating boistinker

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: adulterous center

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: adulterous center

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: low-t fortuitous meteor

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: wonderful sinister ratface

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: adulterous center

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: curious public bath hunting ground

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: adulterous center

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Cerebral place of business

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: purple confused plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: adulterous center

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Cerebral place of business

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed temple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Pontificating bull headed hissy fit church building

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: adulterous center

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Impressive jet stock car sound barrier

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Pontificating bull headed hissy fit church building

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: erotic tanning salon azn

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: stimulating sooty school cafeteria idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: flesh spectacular kitchen

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: swollen azure stain

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brethren

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brethren

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brethren

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: adulterous center

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: adulterous center

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brethren

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: adulterous center

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brethren

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: adulterous center

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Pontificating bull headed hissy fit church building

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: anal fishy pisswyrm stead

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: supple dog poop

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: adulterous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brethren

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: sick chad personal credit line

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: stimulating sooty school cafeteria idea he suggested

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48608554)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48608579)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48608604)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48770732)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48770823)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Magical hall

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48838439)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Mauve cracking space hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48838544)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#49255494)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#49255918)