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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
electric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  09/20/14
ok
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
electric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Good
electric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Full stops?
electric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
electric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
hairless comical hall bbw
  09/20/14
...
electric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
Lavender Medicated Church
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
citrine giraffe brunch
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
Cracking deranged sweet tailpipe
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Self-absorbed Coffee Pot
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
chocolate dilemma mediation
  09/20/14
...
Burgundy beady-eyed legal warrant
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
chocolate dilemma mediation
  09/20/14
...
hyperventilating pearl property internal respiration
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
plum swashbuckling windowlicker
  09/20/14
...
big disgusting goal in life black woman
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
brass motley tanning salon
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
plum swashbuckling windowlicker
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
opaque immigrant house
  10/23/14
...
aggressive new version
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Ivory Sneaky Criminal Casino
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
Aqua sandwich organic girlfriend
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
startling aromatic abode
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
startling aromatic abode
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
startling aromatic abode
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
startling aromatic abode
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
startling aromatic abode
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
plum swashbuckling windowlicker
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
Irate Flatulent Public Bath Partner
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
Excitant crackhouse
  09/20/14
...
cerebral bossy stag film
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
startling aromatic abode
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Trip preventive strike really tough guy
  10/23/14
lol earl
aggressive new version
  06/10/24
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soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point
  01/31/25
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: electric turdskin scourge upon the earth

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: electric turdskin scourge upon the earth

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: electric turdskin scourge upon the earth

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: electric turdskin scourge upon the earth

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: electric turdskin scourge upon the earth

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: hairless comical hall bbw

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: electric turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Lavender Medicated Church

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: citrine giraffe brunch

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Cracking deranged sweet tailpipe

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Coffee Pot

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate dilemma mediation

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: chocolate dilemma mediation

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating pearl property internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling windowlicker

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: big disgusting goal in life black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: brass motley tanning salon

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling windowlicker

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: opaque immigrant house

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: aggressive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Ivory Sneaky Criminal Casino

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Aqua sandwich organic girlfriend

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: startling aromatic abode

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: startling aromatic abode

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: startling aromatic abode

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: startling aromatic abode

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: startling aromatic abode

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling windowlicker

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Irate Flatulent Public Bath Partner

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Excitant crackhouse

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: cerebral bossy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: startling aromatic abode

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Trip preventive strike really tough guy

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: aggressive new version

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring misunderstood police squad point



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Author: nudist hospital



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