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what are ur favorite small xo running gags

my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hyp...
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 N...
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
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I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that catego...
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he has a very unique style that is mesmerizing durr d...
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George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angr...
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threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are al...
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cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work
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everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha
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clothmos being fags
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that's not a "gag", hth
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says the pumo
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: startling juggernaut den

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: vivacious infuriating karate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Brindle dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: maize bossy hominid associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Pink bearded idea he suggested trailer park

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious Wonderful Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Histrionic location

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: maroon diverse parlor

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: maroon diverse parlor

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: maroon diverse parlor

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: maize bossy hominid associate

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hilarious abnormal really tough guy rehab

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: unholy cerebral background story church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180282)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: lavender excitant lay patrolman

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: maroon diverse parlor

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: drab base death wish

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: red deer antler

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: red deer antler

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Brindle dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring bright indirect expression home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted resort ape

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: stimulating milk

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Brindle dopamine

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: jade international law enforcement agency business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: unholy cerebral background story church

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: drab base death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: maroon diverse parlor

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: cream gay wizard wagecucks

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: maize bossy hominid associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Onyx Vibrant Reading Party

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theater stage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: unholy cerebral background story church

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theater stage

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: red deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Brindle dopamine

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: red deer antler

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: drab base death wish

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: cream gay wizard wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: red deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Azure dashing mediation ceo

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sickened Gaping

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theater stage

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: drab base death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Nibblets Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: unholy cerebral background story church

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Provocative vermilion kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Glittery gaped incel

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Abode Ratface

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: red deer antler

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: maize bossy hominid associate

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: red deer antler

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Brindle dopamine

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Indigo Hospital

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Costumed Volcanic Crater Police Squad

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: ruddy spectacular stage

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: brilliant floppy national

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: red deer antler

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: appetizing boiling water public bath

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: red deer antler

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jade international law enforcement agency business firm

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Provocative vermilion kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible soggy corn cake ticket booth

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit Water Buffalo

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: cream gay wizard wagecucks

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: red deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Contagious garnet hell generalized bond

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: bespoke university fat ankles

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Pink bearded idea he suggested trailer park

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Flirting Marketing Idea

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: cream gay wizard wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: slap-happy charismatic roast beef stead

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Azure dashing mediation ceo

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Charcoal anal pozpig

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Pink bearded idea he suggested trailer park



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Claret Deep Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: red deer antler

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: maize bossy hominid associate

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted resort ape

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: red deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Indigo Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Onyx Vibrant Reading Party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Deranged foreskin stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Pink bearded idea he suggested trailer park

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: red deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Dun Mental Disorder

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: umber wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Odious Dead Principal's Office Clown

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181844)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Vigorous crystalline locus messiness

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181902)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Canary doobsian address



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: pearl codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182293)