When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best al...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you ...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty.	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	06/13/09
Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law...	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	06/13/09
[this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-confor...	Exhilarant Aggressive Hall Hunting Ground	06/13/09
underrated. 180 thread.	Vermilion mind-boggling den macaca	06/13/09
Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
180	Multi-colored newt fanboi	06/13/09
ROFL	Swollen Alpha	06/17/09
This season sucks so far	Wonderful Hairy Legs	06/13/09
you're a faggot.	Supple stage	09/02/09
An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organiza...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn site...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
you're really good at this dood	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	06/13/09
Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited ran...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
I want to be on YOUR team.	mischievous mad-dog skullcap locale	06/13/09
i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but t...	Irate Theater Stage	06/13/09
Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office ...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
180	Sadistic sweet tailpipe	06/13/09
I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice ...	aqua background story telephone	06/13/09
...	aqua background story telephone	06/14/09
This is fucking epic. 180 thread.	Adventurous nofapping queen of the night	06/14/09
180. I'm speechless.	histrionic transparent home national security agency	06/14/09
This thread is woefully underappreciated.	claret kitty	06/14/09
People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the thi...	Bateful Overrated Juggernaut	06/17/09
...	cream library corn cake	06/17/09
burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ?	Insecure really tough guy	06/17/09
'The A team" retarded, yes.	histrionic transparent home national security agency	06/17/09
180 thread	Razzle Tanning Salon	06/17/09
cosign	histrionic transparent home national security agency	06/17/09
This is my greatest triumph	aqua background story telephone	06/17/09
Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend...	hairraiser address incel	06/17/09
...	Saffron legend	06/17/09
You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciat...	aqua background story telephone	06/17/09
its better than even your best one.	hairraiser address incel	06/17/09
I question whether you have even seen the show.	aqua background story telephone	06/17/09
okay, maybe it is second or third.	hairraiser address incel	06/17/09
pwn3d	aqua background story telephone	06/17/09
This thread is overrated.	Cracking selfie windowlicker	06/17/09
wrong.	Adventurous nofapping queen of the night	06/17/09
180 THREAD TYTY	flatulent provocative love of her life center	06/17/09
moar plz	Adventurous nofapping queen of the night	06/17/09
Moar.	useless knife	06/17/09
It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, ...	Charismatic National Antidepressant Drug	06/17/09
people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for...	flatulent provocative love of her life center	06/18/09
this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll...	Dead Trust Fund	08/01/09
"ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I would...	Primrose Comical Kitchen Gaping	08/01/09
...	vibrant shaky bbw	08/01/09
why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because th...	mint private investor	08/01/09
This person has made a habit of working long hours on assign...	Primrose Comical Kitchen Gaping	08/01/09
obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless...	mint private investor	08/01/09
BUMP	Adventurous nofapping queen of the night	08/01/09
...	Fragrant Bossy Office Milk	09/01/09
Good times	Wonderful Hairy Legs	09/01/09
Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going ...	Rough-skinned corner stain	09/01/09
omg tytyty	Misanthropic diverse puppy	09/01/09
My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a...	Arrogant hell kitty cat	09/01/09
180	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	09/01/09
NICE.	Supple stage	09/02/09
180	canary spot	09/02/09
This is amazing.	claret kitty	09/02/09
lulz	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	02/07/10
180 180 180!	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	04/06/11
tysvm	beady-eyed abode	09/01/09
...	Painfully honest stimulating mad cow disease	09/02/09
...	curious fluffy rigor	01/01/10
...	irradiated yellow death wish box office	02/07/10
...	Appetizing Rigpig	05/04/10
...	Galvanic blue blood rage boistinker	10/21/10
1-fucking-80 thread	Flirting cerebral house crotch	04/06/11
...	Titillating Gay Generalized Bond Jew	05/08/11
...	burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range	05/16/11

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: aqua background story telephone When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: aqua background story telephone Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Exhilarant Aggressive Hall Hunting Ground [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Vermilion mind-boggling den macaca underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: aqua background story telephone Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: Multi-colored newt fanboi 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: Swollen Alpha ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Wonderful Hairy Legs This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Supple stage you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: aqua background story telephone An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: aqua background story telephone BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: aqua background story telephone Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: aqua background story telephone In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: mischievous mad-dog skullcap locale I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Irate Theater Stage i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: aqua background story telephone Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: Sadistic sweet tailpipe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: aqua background story telephone I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799)

Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: aqua background story telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Adventurous nofapping queen of the night This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: histrionic transparent home national security agency 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: claret kitty This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Bateful Overrated Juggernaut People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: cream library corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Insecure really tough guy burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: histrionic transparent home national security agency 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Razzle Tanning Salon 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: histrionic transparent home national security agency cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: aqua background story telephone This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: hairraiser address incel Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Saffron legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: aqua background story telephone You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: hairraiser address incel its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: aqua background story telephone I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: hairraiser address incel okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: aqua background story telephone pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Cracking selfie windowlicker This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Adventurous nofapping queen of the night wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: flatulent provocative love of her life center 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Adventurous nofapping queen of the night moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: useless knife Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Charismatic National Antidepressant Drug It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284)

Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: flatulent provocative love of her life center people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: Dead Trust Fund this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: Primrose Comical Kitchen Gaping "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: vibrant shaky bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: mint private investor why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Primrose Comical Kitchen Gaping This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: mint private investor obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Adventurous nofapping queen of the night BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: Fragrant Bossy Office Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Wonderful Hairy Legs Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Rough-skinned corner stain Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: Misanthropic diverse puppy omg tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Arrogant hell kitty cat My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Supple stage NICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: canary spot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 3:57 PM Author: claret kitty This is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12653937)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049382)

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Date: January 1st, 2010 4:15 AM Author: curious fluffy rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#13693602)

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Date: May 4th, 2010 11:12 AM Author: Appetizing Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14904094)

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Date: May 16th, 2011 10:53 PM Author: burgundy swashbuckling doctorate range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#18022156)