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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
floppy parlor
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
Sapphire brunch
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
180 lettuce half-breed
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
Magical mad cow disease trump supporter
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
floppy parlor
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
aggressive indian lodge
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
floppy parlor
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
aggressive indian lodge
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
floppy parlor
  02/13/18
(virgin)
passionate brilliant garrison
  02/13/18
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glittery mexican site
  02/13/18
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aggressive indian lodge
  02/13/18
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appetizing infuriating preventive strike school
  02/13/18
lol
fragrant gunner idiot
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
electric primrose dopamine property
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
effete rose location
  02/13/18
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fragrant gunner idiot
  02/13/18
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passionate brilliant garrison
  02/13/18
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aggressive indian lodge
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violent cumskin
  02/13/18
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electric primrose dopamine property
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
Vermilion step-uncle's house
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
effete rose location
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
Vermilion step-uncle's house
  02/13/18
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aggressive indian lodge
  02/13/18
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Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
appetizing infuriating preventive strike school
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
rusted medicated karate hell
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
zombie-like stead corn cake
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
ungodly aphrodisiac market windowlicker
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
aggressive indian lodge
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
effete rose location
  02/13/18
...
self-absorbed dragon house
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
fragrant gunner idiot
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency
  02/13/18
180
fragrant gunner idiot
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
fragrant gunner idiot
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
passionate brilliant garrison
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
mint shaky antidepressant drug gaping
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Federal submissive locus hunting ground
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
Twisted round eye
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
lavender maniacal affirmative action stock car
  02/13/18
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Dull boyish boistinker philosopher-king
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
green lay nibblets
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
effete rose location
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
green lay nibblets
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
effete rose location
  02/13/18
...
passionate brilliant garrison
  02/13/18
...
green lay nibblets
  02/13/18
lol
Odious Locale Jewess
  02/13/18
...
lavender maniacal affirmative action stock car
  02/13/18
...
titillating dun den
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
rusted medicated karate hell
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
Adventurous institution factory reset button
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
passionate brilliant garrison
  02/13/18
All of the above.
Insane office sandwich
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
zombie-like stead corn cake
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Chestnut cheese-eating cuckold
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Odious Locale Jewess
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Dull boyish boistinker philosopher-king
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
pontificating mediation
  02/16/18
Turn gay
High-end psychic spot
  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: floppy parlor

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Sapphire brunch

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: 180 lettuce half-breed

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Magical mad cow disease trump supporter

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: floppy parlor

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: aggressive indian lodge

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: floppy parlor

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: aggressive indian lodge

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: floppy parlor

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: passionate brilliant garrison

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: glittery mexican site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: aggressive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: appetizing infuriating preventive strike school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: fragrant gunner idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: electric primrose dopamine property

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: effete rose location

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: fragrant gunner idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: passionate brilliant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: aggressive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: lavender maniacal affirmative action stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: violent cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: electric primrose dopamine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Vermilion step-uncle's house

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: effete rose location

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Vermilion step-uncle's house

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: aggressive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: appetizing infuriating preventive strike school

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: rusted medicated karate hell

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: zombie-like stead corn cake

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: ungodly aphrodisiac market windowlicker

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: aggressive indian lodge

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: effete rose location

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed dragon house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: fragrant gunner idiot

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: fragrant gunner idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: fragrant gunner idiot

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: passionate brilliant garrison

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: mint shaky antidepressant drug gaping

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Federal submissive locus hunting ground

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Twisted round eye

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: lavender maniacal affirmative action stock car

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Dull boyish boistinker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: green lay nibblets

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Frozen Piazza National Security Agency

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: effete rose location

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: green lay nibblets

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: effete rose location

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: passionate brilliant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: green lay nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Odious Locale Jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: lavender maniacal affirmative action stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: titillating dun den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: rusted medicated karate hell

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Adventurous institution factory reset button

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: passionate brilliant garrison

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Insane office sandwich

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: zombie-like stead corn cake

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Chestnut cheese-eating cuckold

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Odious Locale Jewess

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Dull boyish boistinker philosopher-king

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: pontificating mediation

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: High-end psychic spot

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679825)