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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Red hairraiser theater sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
talented tanning salon jap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
trip godawful mental disorder dilemma
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Big-titted Stage Roast Beef
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Soggy Stubborn Telephone Doctorate
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Stimulating Pungent Pistol
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
fragrant crimson french chef stage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
coral impressive sanctuary
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
topaz nursing home background story
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Misanthropic Bat Shit Crazy Piazza
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Doobsian ladyboy
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Smoky Concupiscible Mediation
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
heady lodge
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Comical rehab
  06/30/25
cr
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
topaz nursing home background story
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sinister parlor
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Smoky Concupiscible Mediation
  06/30/25
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180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Doobsian ladyboy
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Comical rehab
  06/30/25
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floppy maroon patrolman police squad
  07/01/25
*bussy
histrionic milky university
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Stimulating Pungent Pistol
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Exhilarant Hilarious Locus
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Olive giraffe
  06/30/25
fuck
Doobsian ladyboy
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Exhilarant Hilarious Locus
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Red hairraiser theater sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Doobsian ladyboy
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sinister parlor
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
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Ocher resort
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Charismatic den hissy fit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Multi-colored Dun Persian Macaca
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
provocative address karate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Multi-colored Dun Persian Macaca
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Multi-colored Dun Persian Macaca
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Obsidian legal warrant
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
irradiated mildly autistic library deer antler
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Tantric selfie
  06/30/25
tcr
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
just jump
flickering talking cruise ship rigpig
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
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Aggressive Space Knife
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
vibrant public bath
  06/30/25
wow
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Opaque House
  06/30/25
JFC man
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
coral impressive sanctuary
  06/30/25
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flickering talking cruise ship rigpig
  06/30/25
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Doobsian ladyboy
  06/30/25
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Smoky Concupiscible Mediation
  06/30/25
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Bat-shit-crazy Cerebral Site Chad
  06/30/25
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Pontificating son of senegal business firm
  06/30/25
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irradiated mildly autistic library deer antler
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Tantric selfie
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Charismatic den hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Ebony love of her life chapel
  07/01/25
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floppy maroon patrolman police squad
  07/01/25
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spectacular aquamarine main people plaza
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Jet self-centered legend
  07/01/25
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Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center
  07/01/25
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trip godawful mental disorder dilemma
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Soggy Stubborn Telephone Doctorate
  06/30/25
bro
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Tantric selfie
  06/30/25
lol
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Galvanic cobalt state
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Curious magenta factory reset button property
  06/30/25
jfc
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
topaz nursing home background story
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Bat-shit-crazy Cerebral Site Chad
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Pontificating son of senegal business firm
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Curious magenta factory reset button property
  07/01/25
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provocative address karate
  07/01/25
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Pontificating son of senegal business firm
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
navy lascivious gas station
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sinister parlor
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Doobsian ladyboy
  06/30/25
...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/01/25
...
Crusty menage
  07/01/25
lol
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
flickering talking cruise ship rigpig
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
grizzly dashing office
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
appetizing hairy legs
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Motley sound barrier idiot
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Arousing sable gay wizard parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
know-it-all dead cuckold
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Crusty menage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Insanely creepy brunch mood
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
floppy maroon patrolman police squad
  07/01/25
😟
mauve scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
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racy tattoo native
  07/01/25
holy shit
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Crusty menage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
peach coiffed boiling water orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Stimulating Pungent Pistol
  07/01/25
...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
vibrant public bath
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Stimulating Pungent Pistol
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Learning disabled bespoke market roommate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
floppy maroon patrolman police squad
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Glittery Slap-happy National Security Agency Skinny Woman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/06/25
...
vibrant public bath
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
titillating avocado point ape
  07/06/25
...
Pontificating son of senegal business firm
  07/06/25
lol
180 shaky wagecucks
  07/07/25
wow
Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Red hairraiser theater sneaky criminal

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: talented tanning salon jap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: trip godawful mental disorder dilemma

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Big-titted Stage Roast Beef

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Soggy Stubborn Telephone Doctorate

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Pungent Pistol

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fragrant crimson french chef stage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: coral impressive sanctuary

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: topaz nursing home background story

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bat Shit Crazy Piazza

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Doobsian ladyboy

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Smoky Concupiscible Mediation

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: heady lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Comical rehab

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: topaz nursing home background story

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sinister parlor

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Smoky Concupiscible Mediation

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Doobsian ladyboy

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Comical rehab

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: floppy maroon patrolman police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic milky university

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Pungent Pistol

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hilarious Locus

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Olive giraffe

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Doobsian ladyboy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hilarious Locus

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Red hairraiser theater sneaky criminal

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Doobsian ladyboy

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sinister parlor

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Ocher resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Charismatic den hissy fit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Dun Persian Macaca

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: provocative address karate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Dun Persian Macaca

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Dun Persian Macaca

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Obsidian legal warrant

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: irradiated mildly autistic library deer antler

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Tantric selfie

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: flickering talking cruise ship rigpig

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Aggressive Space Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: vibrant public bath

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Opaque House

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: coral impressive sanctuary

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flickering talking cruise ship rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Doobsian ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Smoky Concupiscible Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Cerebral Site Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Pontificating son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: irradiated mildly autistic library deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Tantric selfie

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Charismatic den hissy fit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Ebony love of her life chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: floppy maroon patrolman police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular aquamarine main people plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Jet self-centered legend

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: trip godawful mental disorder dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Soggy Stubborn Telephone Doctorate

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Tantric selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Galvanic cobalt state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Curious magenta factory reset button property

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: topaz nursing home background story

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Cerebral Site Chad

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Pontificating son of senegal business firm

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Curious magenta factory reset button property

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: provocative address karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Pontificating son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: navy lascivious gas station

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sinister parlor

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Doobsian ladyboy

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Crusty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flickering talking cruise ship rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: grizzly dashing office

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: appetizing hairy legs

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier idiot

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Arousing sable gay wizard parlour

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: know-it-all dead cuckold

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Crusty menage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Insanely creepy brunch mood

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: floppy maroon patrolman police squad

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mauve scourge upon the earth

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: racy tattoo native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Crusty menage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: peach coiffed boiling water orchestra pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stimulating Pungent Pistol

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic aphrodisiac gaming laptop center

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: vibrant public bath

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Stimulating Pungent Pistol

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled bespoke market roommate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: floppy maroon patrolman police squad

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Glittery Slap-happy National Security Agency Skinny Woman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: vibrant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: titillating avocado point ape

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Pontificating son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: 180 shaky wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)