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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
puce vengeful hairy legs
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
puce vengeful hairy legs
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
smoky aphrodisiac theater
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
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French Digit Ratio
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18000000000000
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coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
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smoky aphrodisiac theater
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
puce vengeful hairy legs
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
puce vengeful hairy legs
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
confused magenta black woman
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
sinister ultramarine stead electric furnace
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
glittery indian lodge codepig
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Cordovan trailer park legal warrant
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40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
razzle-dazzle incel den
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Razzle Pearly Box Office
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Lemon Bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
godawful maize trump supporter water buffalo
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
confused magenta black woman
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
confused magenta black woman
  07/07/25
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Impressive Kitchen
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Lemon Bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
confused magenta black woman
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Impressive Kitchen
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Impressive Kitchen
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Impressive Kitchen
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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razzle-dazzle incel den
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Impressive Kitchen
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Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
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Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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coiffed abusive haunted graveyard
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Impressive Kitchen
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Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
burgundy factory reset button
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
fiercely-loyal love of her life
  07/11/25
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Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Fishy Headpube
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: puce vengeful hairy legs

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: puce vengeful hairy legs

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: smoky aphrodisiac theater

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: French Digit Ratio



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Gay stirring corn cake

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: smoky aphrodisiac theater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Effete circlehead quadroon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle incel den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: floppy crotch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: godawful maize trump supporter water buffalo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Stimulating center



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Impressive Kitchen



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Awkward Prole



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Slimy Laughsome Sound Barrier Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal love of her life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Disgusting Autistic Brunch Dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary tank



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Cordovan trailer park legal warrant



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: puce vengeful hairy legs

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: puce vengeful hairy legs

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: confused magenta black woman

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: sinister ultramarine stead electric furnace

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge codepig

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Cordovan trailer park legal warrant



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle incel den

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Razzle Pearly Box Office

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Lemon Bawdyhouse

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: godawful maize trump supporter water buffalo

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: confused magenta black woman

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: confused magenta black woman

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Lemon Bawdyhouse

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: confused magenta black woman

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Thriller at-the-ready tanning salon

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle incel den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Aromatic Startled Dog Poop

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: coiffed abusive haunted graveyard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: burgundy factory reset button

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal love of her life

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Pungent buck-toothed antidepressant drug



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Fishy Headpube

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)