yesterday one called me up randomly just to "come chill" because he was "in my neighborhood ". hes never done this before and lives nearly an hour away. i wasnt home but told him i "can't wait for him to suck my cock later" and he said he would "suck it harder than anyone ever has." then we just laughed and said goodbye.

clarifying that im not gay feels presumptious and i worry they might be offended at the implication i thought they invited me only to fuck me. otoh not doing so risks leading them on. suddenly toning down the gay chicken may have the same implication. i wouldnt do it if they were straight so id be treating them differently. but is pretending to be gay for laughs something i should even be doing with gay guys? this is not flame btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142212)

women that have guy friends often wind up in situations where they get the wrong idea. how do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142266)

I saw him 5 times on the maladjusted tour in 97. It was so 180. Boston (Orpheum I think), nyc (Central Park), philly(electric factory), dc (capital ballroom), and nyc again (Hammerstein ballroom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142286)

Madison cawthorn sticking a squirrel up his ass and gimp face fucking his bro "for laughs" seems really weird to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142301)

my gay friends have always said im "definitely dont have gay vibes." the only people that have legitimately asked is straights. so people with more finely tuned gaydar know its grab ass. otoh ive met a lot of gays that get a thrill trying to sportfuck straights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142310)

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142358)

(Verse 1)

I was just a man, head held high,

With my straight face and my straight tie.

Two friends beside me, arms around me tight,

They whispered of a love I’d never know that night.

They said, "Come on, mate, just a little more—

He’ll speak to you, just wait for the encore."

I rolled my eyes, I couldn't care less,

But something in me began to confess.

(Chorus)

Oh, at the Morrissey show,

I felt a love I'd never known.

Two hearts beside me, singing so true,

And I, I felt it too.

A simple touch, a lover's gaze,

The world, it twisted, and my mind, it swayed.

Oh, at the Morrissey show,

I fell in love, I didn’t know—

And now I know.

(Verse 2)

The crowd was restless, but the air was sweet,

The way Morrissey sang, it knocked me off my feet.

"Isn’t it ironic?" he crooned with a smile,

And in that moment, I stayed awhile.

My friends’ voices, they echoed in my ear,

“Isn’t it funny how you’re drawing near?”

I looked at them both, and saw the light,

That spark in their eyes, that felt so right.

(Chorus)

Oh, at the Morrissey show,

I felt a love I'd never known.

Two hearts beside me, singing so true,

And I, I felt it too.

A simple touch, a lover's gaze,

The world, it twisted, and my mind, it swayed.

Oh, at the Morrissey show,

I fell in love, I didn’t know—

And now I know.

(Bridge)

How strange it is, the way you fall,

When you’re not looking at all.

A gaze, a glance, a kiss that’s small,

Turns you inside out, through it all.

(Chorus)

Oh, at the Morrissey show,

I felt a love I'd never known.

Two hearts beside me, singing so true,

And I, I felt it too.

A simple touch, a lover's gaze,

The world, it twisted, and my mind, it swayed.

Oh, at the Morrissey show,

I fell in love, I didn’t know—

And now I know.

(Outro)

Now I’m different, and I won’t fight,

The love that came with the Morrissey night.

Straight no more, it’s all untrue—

I’m here, I’m queer, and I owe it to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49142342)

I’m crazy, you don’t know what I’ll say next! Coon Jew!!!111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2#49144171)