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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Federal Supple University
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
100%
pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
  07/15/25
FAG
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Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Histrionic know-it-all roommate
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
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jade digit ratio indirect expression
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Histrionic know-it-all roommate
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Histrionic know-it-all roommate
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Histrionic know-it-all roommate
  07/14/25
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Contagious Orchestra Pit
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Black stimulating philosopher-king
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Lol
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  07/15/25
jfc 180
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pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
180 space
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
galvanic black woman indian lodge
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
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Federal Supple University
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Histrionic know-it-all roommate
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
wut
Concupiscible Slimy Range Alpha
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Contagious Orchestra Pit
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
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pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
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Contagious Orchestra Pit
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Brass volcanic crater
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
geriatric thriller potus
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Good poast moniker synergy
Contagious Orchestra Pit
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
indigo degenerate reading party
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
grizzly balding rigpig ceo
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
narrow-minded address
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Learning Disabled Personal Credit Line
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Histrionic know-it-all roommate
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pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
pearl hairy legs mad cow disease
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Federal Supple University

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pink incel lay

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Wonderful station cumskin

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: flushed mischievous pit boiling water

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: galvanic black woman indian lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: jade digit ratio indirect expression



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Contagious Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Black stimulating philosopher-king

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pink incel lay

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: 180 space

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: galvanic black woman indian lodge

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Federal Supple University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hell organic girlfriend

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slimy Range Alpha

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser awkward dysfunction juggernaut

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Contagious Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Swollen doobsian scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Underhanded bateful internal respiration market



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Bronze razzle-dazzle tanning salon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: useless gay wizard psychic



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: infuriating sandwich

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Underhanded bateful internal respiration market

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Wonderful station cumskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: coiffed school



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: jade digit ratio indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: nubile silver double fault heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cerebral effete striped hyena center



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Vermilion floppy roast beef



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: coiffed school



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Contagious Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: nudist soul-stirring foreskin

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Brass volcanic crater



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: geriatric thriller potus

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Contagious Orchestra Pit

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: indigo degenerate reading party

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: grizzly balding rigpig ceo

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: narrow-minded address

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Personal Credit Line

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring fishy stage

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: clear out-of-control field twinkling uncleanness

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Black stimulating philosopher-king

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Big really tough guy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Pink incel lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Histrionic know-it-all roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs mad cow disease

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good place of business pozpig

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)