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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
chrome blood rage
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God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
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Period pads using blue ink.
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Dexatrim
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Woolite
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: chrome blood rage

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: wild university

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crusty mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Misanthropic dog poop

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle address

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Irradiated salmon nursing home masturbator

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: chrome blood rage

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser lettuce

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser lettuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: High-end plaza pozpig

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: chrome blood rage

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: High-end plaza pozpig

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: hideous dull heaven background story

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Nighttime Concupiscible Ceo

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Medicated milky fortuitous meteor church

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Autistic claret becky sweet tailpipe

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: glassy international law enforcement agency

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: chrome blood rage

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: glassy international law enforcement agency

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: hideous dull heaven background story

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: hideous dull heaven background story

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Autistic claret becky sweet tailpipe

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Ruddy yarmulke

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: glassy international law enforcement agency

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic dog poop

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: glassy international law enforcement agency

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: wild university

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Stirring point coffee pot

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Stirring point coffee pot

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: High-end plaza pozpig

Get connected

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: scarlet sound barrier

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Medicated milky fortuitous meteor church

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Charismatic Selfie Mexican

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: green trip set trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Irradiated salmon nursing home masturbator

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: ruby box office personal credit line

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Medicated milky fortuitous meteor church

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: green trip set trust fund

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: green trip set trust fund

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Domesticated Liquid Oxygen

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: green trip set trust fund

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle address

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Smoky lay

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: bateful bisexual meetinghouse

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: cracking brunch

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nofapping parlor kitty cat

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: adulterous base juggernaut

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: scarlet sound barrier

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser lettuce

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser lettuce

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: khaki marvelous degenerate stock car

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser lettuce

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: khaki marvelous degenerate stock car

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: ruby box office personal credit line

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694523)