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Musk does so much ketamine that he’s now incontinent

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-childr...
Talented Knife Dingle Berry
  05/30/25
Already posted but cons don’t wanna talk about it h...
Massive cordovan reading party
  05/30/25
benzo judging someone for being an incontient drug addict?
Sapphire boyish senate
  05/30/25
It's Musk
Balding Stage Community Account
  05/30/25
ur literally a turd
Navy dashing twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  05/30/25
uh not literally
Sapphire boyish senate
  05/30/25
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motley abode feces
  05/30/25
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Crawly orange parlour
  05/30/25
bloated belly is probably overloaded pancreas/liver and kidn...
buff plaza kitty cat
  05/30/25
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umber fear-inspiring spot
  05/30/25
i remember speculation that he was also blasting HGH/steroid...
Costumed Cuckoldry
  05/30/25
you build cars that hurl themselves into a he Grand Canyon a...
Talented Knife Dingle Berry
  05/30/25
By any chance was this story leaked from Stephen Miller&rsqu...
vibrant mother
  05/30/25
u get the feeling, beneath all that success, wealth, and adu...
White Step-uncle's House
  05/30/25
Or a sad little boy who still wets the bed
vibrant mother
  05/30/25
yup, self mortification followed by delusions of grandeur, r...
White Step-uncle's House
  05/30/25
or a sad little retard who wants people to validate that he'...
Navy dashing twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  05/30/25
say what u will but, Trump and Elon were Batman & Robin,...
White Step-uncle's House
  05/30/25
being an unpopular nerd in school never goes away...
Talking hell
  05/30/25
...
180 Double Fault
  05/30/25
This is such a Reddit "gotcha". Nobody cares if p...
spectacular big-titted theater rigpig
  05/30/25
Yeah and maybe he’s just pissing himself to be just li...
vibrant mother
  05/30/25
ok tarrifs [sic]
Talented Knife Dingle Berry
  05/30/25
he's a gov. welfare queen
Navy dashing twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  05/30/25
the article mentions mandatory drug testing
Balding Stage Community Account
  05/30/25
Dudes rock
Electric cobalt ticket booth
  05/30/25
To be fair, Wow! Assuming this is even true, he'll nev...
motley abode feces
  05/30/25
Don’t worry TBF I’m sure Tesla will grow into it...
Massive cordovan reading party
  05/30/25
...
Stimulating Maroon Bawdyhouse Blood Rage
  05/30/25
To be fair, Oh look... a smug shiteating Pumo who is spen...
motley abode feces
  05/30/25
Will you start pissing your panties in solidarity
vibrant mother
  05/30/25
To be fair, Already way ahead of you on that, Ari.
motley abode feces
  05/30/25
cr and no reason to think the people boycotting his cars wil...
Massive cordovan reading party
  05/30/25
To be fair, Haha yeah, I'm sure liberal Boomers worldwide...
motley abode feces
  05/30/25
isn't it more likely that the bladder issues from ketamine w...
razzle-dazzle national
  05/30/25
We’re going to need a 24/7 camera feed on his crotch. ...
vibrant mother
  05/30/25
well you could also just know how drugs work
razzle-dazzle national
  05/30/25
Doesn’t it suppress the nervous system like booze? Hea...
Hateful keepsake machete
  05/30/25
no, it paralyzes your nervous system and you can't piss at a...
razzle-dazzle national
  05/30/25
I meant chronic abuse, not necessarily while on it
Hateful keepsake machete
  05/30/25
if you are chronically abusing a drug you are, definitionall...
razzle-dazzle national
  05/30/25
...
racy hairless corn cake
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Talented Knife Dingle Berry

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-children-trump.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974629)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Massive cordovan reading party

Already posted but cons don’t wanna talk about it

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731313&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974633)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish senate

benzo judging someone for being an incontient drug addict?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974652)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Balding Stage Community Account

It's Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974833)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Navy dashing twinkling uncleanness love of her life

ur literally a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974840)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish senate

uh not literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974844)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: motley abode feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974856)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Crawly orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975277)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: buff plaza kitty cat

bloated belly is probably overloaded pancreas/liver and kidneys retaining water well in preparation for the coming altered carbon body switch to reset with a fresh flesh corpse to skinsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974659)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: umber fear-inspiring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974661)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Costumed Cuckoldry

i remember speculation that he was also blasting HGH/steroids for a while to try and bulk up. what happens when you combine that stuff with special K?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974680)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Talented Knife Dingle Berry

you build cars that hurl themselves into a he Grand Canyon apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975161)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: vibrant mother

By any chance was this story leaked from Stephen Miller’s cuck chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974684)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

u get the feeling, beneath all that success, wealth, and adulation, there is a sad little boy wanting to be loved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974715)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: vibrant mother

Or a sad little boy who still wets the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974718)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

yup, self mortification followed by delusions of grandeur, rinse & repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974734)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Navy dashing twinkling uncleanness love of her life

or a sad little retard who wants people to validate that he's smart, even though he's clearly low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974841)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

say what u will but, Trump and Elon were Batman & Robin, a true dynamic duo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974846)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Talking hell

being an unpopular nerd in school never goes away...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974740)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: 180 Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974747)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: spectacular big-titted theater rigpig

This is such a Reddit "gotcha". Nobody cares if people who can support themselves do drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974745)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant mother

Yeah and maybe he’s just pissing himself to be just like Trump. It’s no different than JD and Lil Marco wearing the long red tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974757)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Talented Knife Dingle Berry

ok tarrifs [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974831)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Navy dashing twinkling uncleanness love of her life

he's a gov. welfare queen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974842)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Balding Stage Community Account

the article mentions mandatory drug testing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974849)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Electric cobalt ticket booth

Dudes rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974852)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: motley abode feces

To be fair,

Wow!

Assuming this is even true, he'll never be one of the richest and most famous and most powerful men in the world now (with a bunch of kids by a bunch of different women so his genes will almost certainly also continue to carry on for many generations into the future no matter what happens).

I also heard that his companies are all failing and he's going to be spiraling towards bankruptcy any day now, so remember to exit all exposed TSLA positions ASAP and wait two weeks.

I'll bet he wishes he could be you. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974859)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Massive cordovan reading party

Don’t worry TBF I’m sure Tesla will grow into its valuation eventually. He just needs to create the equivalent of ten more Teslas, Inc.’s, which should be easy for a genius like Elon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974975)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Maroon Bawdyhouse Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974987)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: motley abode feces

To be fair,

Oh look... a smug shiteating Pumo who is spending his glorious Friday evening sneering at my "retarded" financial investment calls... wow, I've never seen this happen literally thousands of times before on XO over the last 15+ years. How do these things usually play out in the long run, again?

"Lol yeah sure this 'internet money' is definitely gonna be real valuable someday, everyone will totally want to own 'a buttcoin' in 2030 lmao..."

"Lmao 'electric cars' wow yep everyone will want one of those too, oh wait it also comes with 'self driving'?! Wowww yep I'm sure that will definitely become a real technology that people will actually use on the road in a few years..."

Etc etc etc. It's all so tiresome with you faggots.

PS: If Optimus is just 1/10th as successful as Musk predicts it will be, TSLA will literally double from its current price off of that one product line alone even if Tesla never sells another car anywhere on the planet, and that valuation will be 100% justified any way you cut it. And that's the whole point of the current valuation, a lot of people think Elon Musk is a visionary genius who is going to deliver huge things in the future. But enjoy continuing to bet against Elon, my smarmy Jewish friend! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975071)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: vibrant mother

Will you start pissing your panties in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975078)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: motley abode feces

To be fair,

Already way ahead of you on that, Ari.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975083)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Massive cordovan reading party

cr and no reason to think the people boycotting his cars will boycott his robots and any companies that choose to buy them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975174)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: motley abode feces

To be fair,

Haha yeah, I'm sure liberal Boomers worldwide -- who are inexorably edging closer and closer towards the gaping abyss of aging into finally having to sell it all in order to subsidize entering notoriously shitty and chronically understaffed "care community" to live out their frail final days -- will definitely stand firm in their c. 2025 virtue-signaled social media convictions and STAUNCHLY REFUSE to ever buy one of those EVIL NAZI ROBOTS which might otherwise help them to continue to live in their own beloved gay little McMansions swilling margaritas and blasting Jimmy Buffett for another few precious years. Hell, I'm sure they'll go even further and refuse to use any goods or services provided by any other major corporations that realize they can achieve tremendous cost savings by adopting this new tech... Apple, Facebook, Walmart, Netflix, Sony, whatever, fuck 'em all! They're all dead to me if they start using those goddamn HITLERBOTS!

That's just how liberal Boomers are, in my experience... they're extremely principled and disciplined and selfless like that. And if hewing to their publicly-professed political principles occasionally requires them to make some hard personal sacrifices for the greater good of society, then goddammit, so be it! #RESIST #NEVERAGAIN #DUMPTRUMP #FELONMUSKY

actual lmao, tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national

isn't it more likely that the bladder issues from ketamine would involve not being able to piss rather than pissing oneself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975001)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: vibrant mother

We’re going to need a 24/7 camera feed on his crotch. Only way to be sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975076)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national

well you could also just know how drugs work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975081)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Hateful keepsake machete

Doesn’t it suppress the nervous system like booze? Heavy drinkers also piss themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975238)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national

no, it paralyzes your nervous system and you can't piss at all for hours and hours and when you finally do it is a great relief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975274)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Hateful keepsake machete

I meant chronic abuse, not necessarily while on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975285)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national

if you are chronically abusing a drug you are, definitionally, always on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975303)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: racy hairless corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975203)